# Harmless Doper Crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 27, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805 "2005-05-27T20:04:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/21 "2005-05-27T22:31:20Z")
Heh. The one time I don’t preview. So, um, **FilmGeek** , how you…oh, hell. I can’t do this. I feel so silly. _blushes_ ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/22 "2005-05-27T23:19:45Z")
**Giraffe**. He is very funny in a particular way that makes me lean towards the computer monitor and open my mouth just a little. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/23 "2005-05-27T23:30:40Z")
**Fionn** has always been my crush. It’s a damn shame that she’s not active here much any longer. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/24 "2005-05-27T23:34:51Z")
**Aesiron** , **FinnAgain** , **Harimad-Sol** , **Inigo Montoya** , **Johnny L.A.** No particular order. All harmless, of course, but usually a post by these people makes me smile, think, or laugh out loud… and sometimes giggle like a schoolgirl. _blushes at **FilmGeek** _ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/25 "2005-05-27T23:54:15Z")
> [@kimera](#): > > I got one but I ain’t going to say since I kinda hit on him before and got no response. :x Well if it was me I didn’t notice you hitting on me. If it wasn’t me, I’m really disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/26 "2005-05-28T00:51:45Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > \ > > When I first read the title, all I could think was “What the hell did **harmless** do??” 🙂 He crushed a Doper. Duh! Hi Anaamika! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/27 "2005-05-28T00:52:35Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > **Aesiron** , **FinnAgain** , **Harimad-Sol** , **Inigo Montoya** , **Johnny L.A.** No particular order. All harmless, of course, but usually a post by these people makes me smile, think, or laugh out loud… and sometimes giggle like a schoolgirl. > > _blushes at **FilmGeek** _ Heh. Any time my posts don’t just make people sigh and say, “Not her again,” I’m pretty happy. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/28 "2005-05-28T01:02:19Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Heh. Any time my posts don’t just make people sigh and say, “Not her again,” I’m pretty happy. Hey, I love your posts. And for some reason, ever since the day you posted that picture with the bra hanging on the doorknob, I’ve been kinda charmed. The whole picture was so darn cute! I’m pretty happy when I don’t drive people away when I speak as frankly as I tend to. I don’t IRL. I’m so shy. Online, my inner dorkiness shines through. _sigh_ There are a lot of people on EQ (1 and 2) who have a crush on me, but I think it’s my drop dead gorgeous pixels. I’m not really a dark elf, know what I mean? But if I could get away with wearing that much leather, I would! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/29 "2005-05-28T01:09:10Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Hey, I love your posts. And for some reason, ever since the day you posted that picture with the bra hanging on the doorknob, I’ve been kinda charmed. The whole picture was so darn cute! > > I’m pretty happy when I don’t drive people away when I speak as frankly as I tend to. I don’t IRL. I’m so shy. Online, my inner dorkiness shines through. _sigh_ There are a lot of people on EQ (1 and 2) who have a crush on me, but I think it’s my drop dead gorgeous pixels. I’m not really a dark elf, know what I mean? But if I could get away with wearing that much leather, I would! _blush_ Thank you. A lot of people apparently liked that picture, which was a pleasant surprise, since I was rather embarrassed when I realized that bra was hanging there! I always enjoy your posts a great deal. You have this wonderful energy that always comes through. Your descriptions are excellent. You’re really cute, too. I’m just trying not to think about the leather…too late. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/30 "2005-05-28T01:09:14Z")
Initially it was Candid Gamera, because I loved the name and he’s funny. Now it’s Qadgop because he’s so smart and Tolkieny. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/31 "2005-05-28T01:18:16Z")
Aw, what do you mean I have to share mine? I hate sharing! I’m pretty sure he already knows, but just in case, mine is **Aesiron**. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/32 "2005-05-28T01:20:02Z")
HQ of course doesn’t everyone? ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/33 "2005-05-28T01:28:41Z")
I remember **Priceguy** being cute from one of the picture threads and now I look for his name in threads. At least I think it was him. I’m bad with names. I also like **fizzestothetop** but I never see her post much anymore. Yes, I know she’s a girl. And I’m a girl, and she’s straight and I’m straight. Like I care, she’s still cute. I also find myself looking for particular posters because I love their usernames. I guess you could call it a name-crush. My favorite right now is **clothahump**. It just makes me laugh! ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/34 "2005-05-28T01:46:22Z")
Yep I have had a crush on \*\*swimmingriddles{/b] since 99. Osip ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/35 "2005-05-28T01:52:05Z")
Thank Og y’all are more into this now. So, I’ll shyly mention another favorite… Oh **Shibb** , do a vanity search, will ya? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/36 "2005-05-28T02:07:04Z")
I’ll confess. **Left Hand of Dorkness** is, well, adorkable. I think I follow him around without him knowing. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/37 "2005-05-28T02:12:42Z")
> [@Jayn\_Newell](#): > > I’m pretty sure he already knows, but just in case, mine is **Aesiron**. No, not quite. I thought it was unrequited and it’s a very pleasant surprise to discover otherwise. And thanks to **Anastasaeon** and **Harimad-sol** as well. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/38 "2005-05-28T03:39:16Z")
I have a deep and abiding love for myself which is probably shared by no-one else, so it’s fortunate that it’s reciprocated. Oh, and **calm kiwi** : not a crush, exactly, but we always seem to run into one another here late at night, and she’s fun to tease. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/39 "2005-05-28T03:44:54Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Guilty. > And bashful. > There are two. I prefer Grumpy and Doc, myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/40 "2005-05-28T03:55:33Z")
> [@inkleberry](#): > > I prefer Grumpy and Doc, myself. 😃 Shit. I have GOT to spend more time watching grown up movies… 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=3)