# Harmless Doper Crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 27, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805 "2005-05-27T20:04:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/121 "2005-05-31T15:54:40Z")
> [@raz](#): > > Yep. That’s definitely you. > > _right-click, save picture as…_ > [@inkleberry](#): > > Nummy. I’d eat that. This place does _so_ much for my self-esteem. ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/122 "2005-05-31T17:00:07Z")
I heart **Qagdop the Mercotan** , just because he rawks. And he’s smart and clever too. (Someday I _will_ have a **Let go and let Eru** bumpersticker. Someday.) ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/123 "2005-05-31T17:51:05Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Oh…alright. **Maureen** & **Ink a dink a dink** Oh, my. :o Crush returned, my dear. Also, **Left Hand of Dorkness** , **GaWd** and **Sol Grundy** , who **Miller** stole from me, the bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/124 "2005-05-31T22:27:24Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > I just don’t post enough to get a mention anymore. > > … not like I ever did before… 🙂 I know what you mean! :sigh: I used to be desirable, I think! 😉 Anyway, _I_ still think you’re handsome and have a bit of a crush on you! CJ ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/125 "2005-05-31T23:39:50Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > ::blush :: Aww… your posts are so enthusiastic… I have a BoardCrush on you too, **Kyth** … alas that we are separated by such tragic barriers of age and generation… > > And of course I have BoardCrushes for **Anaamika** , **Angua** , **Twickster** , **Eve** , **Harimad-Sol** (chimes in with **DrkGntly** : “yes, I know she’s bi - something about that really appeals to my naughty, naughty side” 😃 ), **Scotticher** , **Hillbilly Queen** , **Atheist Princess** , **Eats\_Crayons** , **emeraldgrue** , **calm\_kiwi** … and I’m sure I’ve missed more than a few… and then there’s **faeriebeth** in this thread:Well, there’s a new crush right there. 😉 Awww! :o smooches for **Kythereia** ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/126 "2005-06-01T01:41:17Z")
I am crushed by the absence of crush. I suppose I need to post more, or…maybe less. Oh great, now I’m confused. I refuse to give up names now! Unrequited crush…how very painful. ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/127 "2005-06-01T01:43:39Z")
_still smarting from the twisted arm_ Twickster and Anaamika. There, it’s done! ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/128 "2005-06-01T02:21:42Z")
Okay, I gotta throw my hat in on two lovely ladies: **Kythereia** and **monica**. Major crushage on both. And both are actually my age, too. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/129 "2005-06-01T02:23:29Z")
> [@CateAyo](#): > > _still smarting from the twisted arm_ Twickster and Anaamika. There, it’s done! Well, thank you! I was embarrassed that I hadn’t noticed you much, then I saw your post count. 25? Post more, tell us about yourself, get busy! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/130 "2005-06-01T02:35:54Z")
Addendum: Having just seen her picture, we shall now add **Atheist Princess** to the list. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/131 "2005-06-01T02:48:09Z")
**DMark** anyone who loves to shop at KaDeWe has a right to see my [bobbies](http://www.geo.cornell.edu/geology/GalapagosWWW/BlueFoot2.jpg) . Yeah, I know your gate swings the other way…amuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/132 "2005-06-01T02:49:16Z")
[boobies](http://www.geo.cornell.edu/geology/GalapagosWWW/BlueFoot2.jpg) :smack: That’s what I get for watching a brit film and then posting. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/133 "2005-06-01T02:58:31Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > Addendum: Having just seen her picture, we shall now add **Atheist Princess** to the list. 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/134 "2005-06-01T03:04:56Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Well, thank you! I was embarrassed that I hadn’t noticed you much, then I saw your post count. 25? Post more, tell us about yourself, get busy! 🙂 I am not the most fascinating subject, certainly not to the point of supporting exclusive posts. I speak when i have something worth saying, and when asked something. Thank you, and I am sorry you were initially embarassed. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/135 "2005-06-01T03:11:52Z")
My list, in no particular order: \*\*Fizzestothetop Angua Siege Vivalostwages Vanilla Kn(\*)ckers Jaade Fizzygoodmakefeelnice Lel Meanoldlady Twickster AbbySthrnAccent Super Gnat His4Ever Scribble EddyTeddyFreddy Blonde Happy Lendervedder BellaDellaItalia Buckleberryferry \*\* I’m sure I left someone out, so sorry… ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/136 "2005-06-01T03:15:41Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > 😉 How _you_ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/137 "2005-06-01T03:21:21Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > How _you_ doin’? 😉 Better now 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/138 "2005-06-01T03:59:26Z")
(Aside to **Sampiro** ) I won’t fight them for you. You do have access to _Dun and Bradstreet_ in that library, don’t you? BTW, that psychiatrist was in the film _Harold and Maude_. Oatstraw tea and ginger pie, sweetness?) ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/139 "2005-06-01T04:47:33Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > My list, in no particular order: > > \*\* > Buckleberryferry > \*\* Sadly, she never subscribed when we switched over to subscriptions. Man, I had a huge crush on her, too. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/140 "2005-06-01T04:57:32Z")
Every time I see this topic, I read “ **Homeless** Doper Crushes” . It sounds so tragic, doesn’t it? I feel like Purnell Roberts is going to be in here soliciting donations with sad little Doper pictures in the background. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=8)