# Harmless Doper Crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 27, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805 "2005-05-27T20:04:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/141 "2005-06-01T10:50:09Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > Addendum: Having just seen her picture, we shall now add **Atheist Princess** to the list. šŸ˜ƒ Link? ---
**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/142 "2005-06-01T12:11:45Z")
Very cute thread. My admirations/likes are: **Indygrrl, Left Hand of Dorkness, WorldEater, DtC,** and Iā€™m sure one or two more Iā€™m missing here. My favorite though is **Bitterness Comes Standard**! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/143 "2005-06-01T13:15:49Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > **Sauron** , **lieu,** and **Dante** , because they make me laugh. Well, whoda thunk it? In a thread entitled ā€œWhat do you want to be remembered for?ā€, I posted that I wanted people to remember that I made them laugh. You, **MagicEyes** have made my day. Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/144 "2005-06-01T14:55:11Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > Link? [Where **Atheist Princess** links to her photo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6215235&postcount=85) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/145 "2005-06-01T14:59:30Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > [Where **Atheist Princess** links to her photo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6215235&postcount=85) Holy carp. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/146 "2005-06-01T15:04:47Z")
No kidding. If she wasnā€™t in another hemisphere, and I old enough to be her fatherā€¦I still wouldnā€™t stand a chance! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/147 "2005-06-01T15:12:02Z")
::sigh:: ā˜¹ It was only masochism that kept me reading to the end of this thread. Why yes, I have considered radically revising my personality, thank you for asking ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/148 "2005-06-01T15:18:18Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > No kidding. If she wasnā€™t in another hemisphere, and I old enough to be her fatherā€¦I still wouldnā€™t stand a chance! šŸ˜ƒ :eek: No kidding. šŸ™‚ It seems Iā€™ve been participating in threads with goddesses. I _knew_ that, but in a text-only environment itā€™s easy to forget it. [sub]Itā€™s the first of June and a gorgeous summer day here, and the scenery is amazing. I am happily pursuing someone who is as gorgeous (in a brunette/redhead kinda way) as **AP** , but much closer to my age (i.e. 40). And as the founders of the American republic said, the only thing you are entitled to is the pursuitā€¦ šŸ™‚ [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/149 "2005-06-01T15:29:08Z")
Itā€™s out of character for me, but I must chime in with my crush on **Kytheria** after flirting with her during her chess game with glee. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/150 "2005-06-01T15:34:54Z")
\*\*robincyberpunk \*\* is a cutie (yes, I actually came here to say that, and itā€™s coincidence that heā€™s posted above me). I also have a non-sexual crush on **gobear** , and also a straight-girl crush **Aanamika** (may have spelled that wrong, too lazy to look it up right now). ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/151 "2005-06-01T15:38:10Z")
Wow that is a coincidence. Iā€™m more red than a red thing in a box marked red right now. I didnā€™t even read the whole thread before I posted, I wander off and come back and bam! Iā€™ve been crushed! That made my day šŸ™‚ Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/152 "2005-06-01T15:39:18Z")
> [@badbadrubberpiggy](#): > > and also a straight-girl crush **Aanamika** (may have spelled that wrong, too lazy to look it up right now). šŸ˜ƒ Thatā€™s OK, my real name is constantly misspelled at me, too, so Iā€™m used to it. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/153 "2005-06-01T17:46:44Z")
Anaamika is another one who I must join the hordes in chasi- I mean having a crush on. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/154 "2005-06-01T17:48:57Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > [Where **Atheist Princess** links to her photo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6215235&postcount=85) Day-um. Whoah. Boy howdy. And other philosophical utterances. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/155 "2005-06-01T17:53:04Z")
Atheist Princess is, indeed, very beautiful I have to agree. I mean, beautiful enough to be intimidating in real life. Sheā€™s the kind of girl whom you watch your guy around. šŸ˜‰ (Kidding! really! Iā€™m just teasing.) Thanks, **ronincyberpunk**. Canā€™t say I remember much about you, but I only just realized your username is \ ***ronin \* cyberpunk** ā€¦I always read it as \ ***robo \* cyberpunk**. And I \*love \* samurai! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/156 "2005-06-01T17:54:38Z")
I have a harmless crush on everyone who is **not** listed above here and everyone else who is. Thereā€¦is everyone satisfied? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/157 "2005-06-01T18:03:28Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Thanks, **ronincyberpunk**. Canā€™t say I remember much about you, but I only just realized your username is \ ***ronin \* cyberpunk** ā€¦I always read it as \ ***robo \* cyberpunk**. > > And I \*love \* samurai! _shy grin_ No worries. Iā€™m not that well known. Heck, Iā€™ve been here over 4 years now and have yet to break 1000 posts. As for my name, itā€™s a common misreading. In fact, itā€™s just plain commonly misread. Though glad you like it better having read it properly now šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/158 "2005-06-01T18:17:35Z")
Oh, itā€™s been **Little Nemo** for a while now. Who _is_ this guy? And also **Tuckerfan** , but more in a ā€œbig sister worrying about her little brotherā€ kind of a way. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/159 "2005-06-01T18:22:21Z")
Fine! Keep your own purses and coatsā€“I am thru watching them. Iā€™ll be over here in the corner, eating worms. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/160 "2005-06-01T18:50:16Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Aww, I came in here to say Candid Gamera, Miller, Lord Ashtar, Annamika, Anastaseon, and Hamirad-Sol. > > Thanks, CG! Wow. I ignored this thread for the first few days, thinking there was no way anyone was going to name me. And there I am, and in the first 20 posts, too! Too bad your man got his claws into you first **FilmGeek** , or Iā€™d make you mine. All mine! BWAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, this girl plays D&D. That makes her such a babe in my book. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=9)