# Harmless Doper Crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 27, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805 "2005-05-27T20:04:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/161 "2005-06-01T18:59:38Z")
> [@Seeker74](#): > > Well actually, **Lou** … \ I have a crush on you. I was trying to work up the nerve, and I figured someone else would have “claimed” you by now. > > You’re funny, smart, have an appreciation for good grub, I love your style, and you’re damn cute to boot. I’d go see Rev. Horton Heat with you any day. But my husband would have to tag along. I am stunned! And honored, and flattered. Husband, eh? He’s got to be a lucky man. ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/162 "2005-06-01T19:11:55Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Fine! > > Keep your own purses and coats–I am thru watching them. > > I’ll be over here in the corner, eating worms. Loved your song. And though the news was rather sad… ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/163 "2005-06-01T19:12:00Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Fine! > > Keep your own purses and coats–I am thru watching them. > > I’ll be over here in the corner, eating worms. Loved your song. And though the news was rather sad… ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/164 "2005-06-01T19:14:32Z")
that was not nearly important enough to justify a double post…my apologies ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/165 "2005-06-01T19:18:56Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > Well I dont know about a crush but I look out for posts by **The Weird One** , \ Oh. Oh, my. _blush_ Goodness, I didn’t think I’d been around long enough for anyone to take notice, or that my posts were notice-worthy. As for me, I had a crush on **Hal Briston** even before I saw his picture. Too bad about the whole “married-with-a-kid-on-the-way” thing. And it is to my extreme annoyance that **matt\_mcl** is gay. _sigh_ Oh, and I’m ever single again, **AHunter3** is going to be the first to know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/166 "2005-06-01T19:21:27Z")
> [@CateAyo](#): > > that was not nearly important enough to justify a double post…my apologies Yes, it was. It deserved a whole page by itself. I get the pity crush! YES!!! My ambitions have been realized and I retire from the field. Anyone seen Father MacKenzie around? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/167 "2005-06-01T19:29:36Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Anyone seen Father MacKenzie around? Last I saw him he was wiping the dust from his hands over in the cemetery. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/168 "2005-06-01T19:31:21Z")
Noone was saved, but my face is kept in a jar by the door… and John lied–I am the walrus. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/169 "2005-06-01T19:38:05Z")
I leave for a few days and get a whole thread devoted to me? Awww, so sweet. Must be my birthday. 😉 At least Anaamika still loves me…[sub]even if I’m 3rd on the list. :dubious:[/sub] 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/170 "2005-06-01T20:07:57Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > [Where **Atheist Princess** links to her photo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6215235&postcount=85) :eek: Good heavens, young lady! You’re gorgeous. What the hell are you doing here with all of us freak show rejects? :dubious: Oh well, no accounting for tatse. 😛 And what did you do with your boyfriend’s arms? Got them stashed away somewhere, hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/171 "2005-06-01T20:10:35Z")
…nobody lurvs me? ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/172 "2005-06-01T20:11:26Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > …nobody lurvs me? I lurve you, you have rats! Also, you’re purty 😃 ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/173 "2005-06-01T20:13:31Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > ::sigh:: ☹ > > It was only masochism that kept me reading to the end of this thread. > > Why yes, I have considered radically revising my personality, thank you for asking I love your sig line. Other than that, I don’t seem to end up in enough of the same threads that you do to be able to say anything else. And besides, my Doper crush just became my Doper boyfriend so I’m spoken for. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/174 "2005-06-01T20:15:14Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > …nobody lurvs me? You’re too beautiful, I’m more in awe. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/175 "2005-06-01T20:15:40Z")
> [@badbadrubberpiggy](#): > > I lurve you, you have rats! Also, you’re purty 😃 Aww, I’m speshil! Thanks!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/176 "2005-06-01T20:16:59Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You’re too beautiful, I’m more in awe. Oh, stoppit _blushes_…but tyvm 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/177 "2005-06-01T20:21:49Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Oh, stoppit _blushes_…but tyvm 😃 What’s tyvm? Oh, thank you very much. Got it. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/178 "2005-06-01T20:24:11Z")
Because she seems scary smart, because she seems to have a lot of interests in common with mine, because her posts are invariably well-written and frequently quite funny, and because based on the one time she posted a picture she seems to be very much my physical “type,” I must admit that I get a secret little thrill when I come across **Draelin**. Of course, not only do I live on the opposite coast, but I’m married and I take my commitment very seriously, so, well, you know the drill. Still… How you doin’? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/179 "2005-06-01T20:25:33Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Oh, stoppit _blushes_…but tyvm 😃 Aren’t you the one who walks their rat on a leash? If so, then I lurve you just for that. I even told my SO, because I think that’s so cool. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/180 "2005-06-01T20:27:03Z")
On re-read, I probably should have said, “when I come across her **posts**.” Duhrr. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805.md?page=10)