# Harmonious Discord, you have GOT to be kidding me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 18, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696 "2008-12-18T03:35:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/41 "2008-12-18T16:11:44Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> IIRC, **Leaffan** had a similar silly tantrum and we were all allowed to mock him by messing with our location fields. We’re unable to mock **OpalCat**. Shit, we mock people all the time on this board. What gives?
> 
> Also, one might think **Opal** could perhaps say a few words about this whole incident. I think her silence is annoying me more than annoying.

You’re right! Why is OpalCat singled out as the special one?  
Oh.  
Because she’s the \*special \*one.

I’m thinking of a phrase that I can’t use outside the pit.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/42 "2008-12-18T16:21:37Z")

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I’m preparing a list of words that of necessity must only be used as an intent to harass me. All y’all crazy ass bitches might just be surprised at how extensive it is. Fair warning.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/43 "2008-12-18T16:26:06Z")

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> [@Q.E.D](#):
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> Might wanna read it again, Sport. It doesn’t say what you appear to think it says, cuz you got pwned.
> 
> And yes, I found that funny.

I got what it was meant as. I still found it funny.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/44 "2008-12-18T17:03:40Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> As a kosher-keepin’ Jewish person, I hereby declare that I consider any mention of bacon anywhere on this board to be harassment.
> 
> Suck it, bitches.

So I was making a creamy mac’n’cheese for the office potluck today and I decided to season the water I boiled the pasta in with Bacon Salt. I added a liberal amount of Bacon Salt to the mix and the pasta turned out to have a bit of a savory flavor. When combined with a processed cheese product loaf, some condensed milk, and some real cheese and cooked in a crock-pot it gave it a nice, distinctive taste. I’m off to the party to see how the rest of the office likes it.

Oh, and Bacon Salt is vegetarian and Kosher. So you’re not allowed to take offense at this post. 😛

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/45 "2008-12-18T17:04:32Z")

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Vegetables deeply offend me.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/46 "2008-12-18T17:20:08Z")

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> [@clairobscur](#):
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> I can’t believe that a dispute over a cookie’s name has spawned a 647 posts long Pit thread and a secondary thread to boot.  
> I don’t know what you put in the recipe, guys, but it must be real good stuff.I should probably give it a try.

Just, whatever you do, _don’t name the cookie_. 😃

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/47 "2008-12-18T18:51:50Z")

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> [@Malthus](#):
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> … _don’t name the cookie_. 😃

That would be an awesome Doper name…

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/48 "2008-12-18T19:04:51Z")

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As a Wolverine I most whole-heartedly endorse a full and complete censoring of that word, and hereby motion that in the name of sensitivity, any mention of instituition(s) that are identified with the confection that shall not be named, be met with firing squad, so as to not distress.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/49 "2008-12-18T19:08:18Z")

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I sincerely hope that merely typing the word “Buckeye” doesn’t result in a banni …

_**[DATABASE ERROR - USER NAME NOT RECOGNIZED]**_

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/50 "2008-12-18T19:13:54Z")

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> [@SmartAleq](#):
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> That would be an awesome Doper name…

I’ve been eating my dessert and a cookie with no name  
It felt good to be out of the rain  
When eating dessert you can remember your name  
'Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain  
La, la …

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/51 "2008-12-18T19:46:44Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Suck it, bitches.

As a gay man, I find this to be harrassment! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/52 "2008-12-18T19:48:06Z")

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See, now I want to change my Dopername to **Cookie With No Name**. As a lifelong OSU fan, it would be so appropriate, too.

(People would probably still have trouble with my gender, though, so screw it…)

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/53 "2008-12-18T21:35:38Z")

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> [@Millit\_the\_Frail](#):
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> (People would probably still have trouble with my gender, though, so screw it…)

Is it not one of the regular ones?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/54 "2008-12-19T03:20:51Z")

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I wonder if I could change my username to “3. Buckeyes!” Hmmm.

How about:  
3. Buckteeth!  
or  
3. Fuckeyes!  
or

1. Pistachios
2. Brazil Nuts
3. Buckeyes!

As a Canadian, I find the use of the letter “a” in all of your posts to be offensive. You’re all mocking my dialect!

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/55 "2008-12-19T05:29:50Z")

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1. Breast rash.

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/56 "2008-12-19T05:38:47Z")

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If buckeyes is considered insulting, my idea is right out.

1. Lithium

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/57 "2008-12-19T07:10:57Z")

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> [@jali](#):
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> [Quote=Autolycus]  
> IIRC, Leaffan had a similar silly tantrum and we were all allowed to mock him by messing with our location fields. We’re unable to mock OpalCat. Shit, we mock people all the time on this board. What gives?
> 
> Also, one might think Opal could perhaps say a few words about this whole incident. I think her silence is annoying me more than annoying.

You’re right! Why is OpalCat singled out as the special one?  
Oh.  
Because she’s the \*special \*one.

I’m thinking of a phrase that I can’t use outside the pit.  
[/QUOTE]  
These are odd comments.

Autolycus, you can’t be that clueless regarding the difference in situations. The jokes against Leaffan were pretty much invisible to anyone not actually reading his one Pit thread. Those who were not reading that thread would never know that “mocking” was even going on. In addition, a few people messed with their locations for a few hours, then put them back the way they had been. Posts taking shots at Opal are specifically targeted at her in a way that will be recognized by most posters and they are going to be around as long as the SDMB.

Beyond that, no one is actually being prohibited from mocking her. There is a multiple page thread in the Pit that is dedicated to that sole purpose and no one has been told to lay off or be nice.

As to your angst that she refuses to play your game: [Nelson Muntz]Hah-Ha! [/Nelson Muntz] :rolleyes:

Jali, you are being silly, as well. (Not to mention just making up nonsense.) Opal is not being given special treatment. It has long been the practice of the staff to prohibit stalking and constant harrassment–sometimes even in the Pit and always outside the Pit. In this case, no one has been told to refrain from the “3. buckeyes” nonsense in the Pit and posting it outside the Pit is the sort of thing we have never permitted.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/58 "2008-12-19T08:07:26Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> These are odd comments.
> 
> Autolycus, you can’t be that clueless regarding the difference in situations.

I guess I will take that as a half-compliment. Still, I personally have always paid attention to the location field.

You make a lot of other good points. I will respond to them in turn, but I’ve just came back from a night out on the town, and I’d rather not shove my foot too much farther up my mouth 😛

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/59 "2008-12-19T12:11:51Z")

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I don’t know if I ever subscribed to the “3. Hi **Opal**!” meme. But . . .

1. There is a poster here named **Buckeye**.
2. I presume it would be OK if I gave him a similar shout-out once in a while?
3. Hi **Buckeye**!

BTW, I’m offended by women describing their shapely bodies, and I practically throw a hissy fit over linked pictures. There. I’ve thrown down the gauntlet.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmonious-discord-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me/477696/60 "2008-12-19T12:47:31Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> As a kosher-keepin’ Jewish person, I hereby declare that I consider any mention of bacon anywhere on this board to be harassment.

To be sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls:”

\*Bacon, lobster, sausage pizza,  
Cheeseburgers. crabcakes, shrimp, ham, and pork,

Can not be eaten by **Alessan** ,  
With his hands, chopsticks, a knife or fork.

The **Opal** reference, I’ve omitted,  
Just in case someone to the mods might snitch.

So I saved it for this stanza:  
Lick my hairy nutsack, you crazy ass bitch.\*

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