# Harry MOOdini, escape artist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-moodini-escape-artist/804513>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 14, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-moodini-escape-artist/804513 "2017-12-14T17:34:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-moodini-escape-artist/804513/1 "2017-12-14T17:34:48Z")

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**Stormy** , a 1500 lb heifer escapes from a live nativity _twice_ overnight. Once onto I-95 & once to the 4th floor(!) of a parking garage.

Multiple video clips in [this](http://6abc.com/traffic/cow-corralled-in-parking-garage-i-95-after-escaping-philly-church/2779857/) story.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-moodini-escape-artist/804513/2 "2017-12-14T17:45:15Z")

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I hear she was able to dislocate her left shank at will in order to escape from the straight jacket, and she could regurgitate lock picks also. Really ironic would be her doing the milk can escape.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-moodini-escape-artist/804513/3 "2017-12-14T21:29:13Z")

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“Stupid specists won’t cast me as Mary just 'cause I’m a BBB\*? Udderly ridiculous. I’m outta here.”

\*Big Beautiful Bovine

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-moodini-escape-artist/804513/4 "2017-12-14T21:54:26Z")

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Meh! Let me know if baby Jesus walks out, then I will be impressed.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-moodini-escape-artist/804513/5 "2017-12-14T23:13:55Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Meh! Let me know if baby Jesus walks out, then I will be impressed.

Give it 3 days…or…something.