# Harry Potter Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 25, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429 "2010-06-25T01:13:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/61 "2010-06-25T19:26:25Z")

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Role confirminated.

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**Author:** ![tiltawhirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@tiltawhirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiltawhirl)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/62 "2010-06-25T19:47:28Z")

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_Casts Confirmus Charm_

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/63 "2010-06-25T20:11:35Z")

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Oh right, a game with _ **Wizards** _ and _ **Magic** _, right?

Meeko takes out his 300 card deck, and deals himself seven cards. Having won the cut, he chooses to play first.

Meeko looks at his hand and decides to play [Tolarian Academy](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=8883) and then 5 Zero casting cost Artifacts, then taps the Academy for 5 Blue mana. Using the 5 mana he then casts his seventh card, [Battle of Wits](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83133).

Looks like I’ve got this game won before my next draw step.

Oh.

Yeah, ok Confirmed.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/64 "2010-06-25T20:29:42Z")

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_Confirmo incantatus!_

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/65 "2010-06-25T20:35:00Z")

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Just a few more to go and I’ll start a short Night Zero.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/66 "2010-06-25T21:07:15Z")

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Eeze I didn’t even have a chance to tell you how cool I made the game and you’re already starting I guess we’re a little mafia starved over here. I want to say that I becamed pretty bummed once I found out the setup that I wouldn’t get to play.

Any chance I can get in on the sub bench? 😉

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/67 "2010-06-25T22:39:23Z")

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> [@Oredigger77](#):
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> Any chance I can get in on the sub bench? 😉

Nah, but I’ll give you a role.

You can be…the three headed dog from the first book.

😃

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/68 "2010-06-25T22:43:47Z")

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Fluffy, IIRC.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/69 "2010-06-25T22:49:58Z")

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> [@Rysto](#):
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> Fluffy, IIRC.

Perfect. Fluffy the fluff posting three headed dog.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/70 "2010-06-26T04:18:18Z")

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Done.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/71 "2010-06-26T04:47:41Z")

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fluff fluff fluff  
marshmallow fluff  
Ooo, I want rice krispie treats! Anybody have suggestions for harry potteresque rice krispie treats?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/72 "2010-06-26T13:14:34Z")

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I wish I did, Inner. Those would be tasty!

Uh, still waiting a bit for some to confirm roles(nearly 24 hours on).

We will get into a brief Night Zero today, even if I have to replace those who haven’t confirmed.

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**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/73 "2010-06-26T13:19:04Z")

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Hmm, it’s been a really long time since I’ve played… any chance I could get on the sub list?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/74 "2010-06-26T13:22:15Z")

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> [@Omi\_no\_Kami](#):
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> Hmm, it’s been a really long time since I’ve played… any chance I could get on the sub list?

Yes, consider yourself on it.

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**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/75 "2010-06-26T13:35:25Z")

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Hurray, grazie 🙂

(I wonder if Italian wizards make their incantations in old english?)

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/76 "2010-06-26T17:34:20Z")

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:waves:

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/77 "2010-06-26T18:31:06Z")

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We still have unconfirmed players.

☹

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/78 "2010-06-26T20:23:45Z")

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I’m going to wait a little more on our, as of yet, unconfirmed players. It is the weekend and some people may need more time to confirm.

So, holster your wands and wait a bit.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/79 "2010-06-26T22:25:42Z")

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And no dirty jokes about “holstering your wands”. 😉

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**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-potter-mafia/544429/80 "2010-06-26T23:13:36Z")

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A few years ago somebody went through the first Harry Potter book and strategically replaced 'wand" with “wang”: some of the results were truly hilarious.

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