Harry Potter

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in the title “Harry Potter and the philosopher’s stone” you get “Shameless drivel that makes grown men and women simper like fools”?

Nearly, anyway.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in the name “Zev Steinhardt” you get “Stunningly handsome rich guy.”

Nearly, anyway.

Zev Steinhardt

I resent being called a grown man. As everyone knows, i don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid!

Are you reading the same thread I am, Tars?

I bring to your attention “Toys R Us vs Tars Tarkas” court case in which you were stripped of your title as a afformetnioned ‘kid’ due to your guilty plea for the defiling of the giant “Jeffrey the Giraffe” stuffed animal on the night of April 16th, 2000 in Pomona, California.

Just you, a bottle of baby oil, the victim…and the Girl Scout Troop that turned into the aisle at the wrong time. I shan’t go on…

Hehe, Rocking Ron Watkins is an anagram of
CRANKING WITS OK RON