# Has a SDMB moderator ever been banned?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 6, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056 "2001-09-06T16:10:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/21 "2001-09-07T02:47:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> \*\*I tried to catch flack, but I usually ended up missing or else it bounced right out of the glove. So they kicked me off the flackball team. Bastards! :mad: \*\*

That wasn’t the reason. Being a good isn’t a requirement, you’ve just got to rhyme, i.e., _grandstand_.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/22 "2001-09-07T15:45:47Z")

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Some of them left on their own accord.

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/23 "2001-09-07T16:05:54Z")

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Let’s all give HANDY a hand.

_:: golf clap ::_

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**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/24 "2001-09-07T17:19:04Z")

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But it’s the drive-bys we can’t stand…

🙂

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/25 "2001-09-07T17:24:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
> \*\*  
> Some of them left on their own accord. \*\*

They give you guys hondas?

I want to be a moderator.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/26 "2001-09-07T18:05:02Z")

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Nah, I think all they get is a Toyota.

Or a toy-Yoda…I can never keep those straight!

Zette

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/27 "2001-09-07T18:46:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by handy \*  
> > \*\*  
> > Some of them left on their own accord. \*\*
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> They give you guys hondas?
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> I want to be a moderator. \*\*

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Would that thrill you enough to come on your own accord?

hi jarbabyj.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/28 "2001-09-07T18:49:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*
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> Would that thrill you enough to come on your own accord?
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> hi jarbabyj.

God lieu, that still cracks me up, medication and all 😃

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/29 "2001-09-09T01:40:51Z")

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Well, we _do_ get the **Official Straight Dope Staff Porsche 911[sup]TM[/sup]**, but we’re not supposed to talk about that. It’s what we call “the Staff Mug” in our secret code language.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/30 "2001-09-09T02:51:39Z")

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Which totally screwed me up when UPS called to tell me my “coffee mug” was waiting for me, and I told them to fill it with espresso and drop it off where I work.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-a-sdmb-moderator-ever-been-banned/80056/31 "2001-09-13T18:28:19Z")

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Czarcasm - that musta really clogged up the fuel filter! 😉

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> \*Originally posted by Zette \*  
> \*\*Nah, I think all they get is a Toyota.
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> Or a toy-Yoda…I can never keep those straight!

You asked for it, you got it, [Toy Yoda!](http://www.sptimes.com/News/072801/State/Dream_car_is_a__toy_Y.shtml)

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