Has any modern woo been accepted as real science?

When Shemp replaced Curly.

You’re timing is great.

Seems to me about the time we stopped having choo choo trains.

Jeffery Osbourne has got you covered:

But it was introduced when Curly replaced Shemp.

Leaving us with only choo trains.

As long as their whistles still go woo woo I’ll be happy.

A major league baseball pitcher once credited an electric shock with curing his shoulder pain.