Anyone ever killed by falling arches ?
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner
Groan…
Of course someone’s died from a falling piano. Didn’t you watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit? “Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother [referring to dropping a piano on Detective Eddie’s brother’s head]? I talked just…like…THIS!!!”
While on this subject, please see Cartoon Law IX
“Everything falls faster than an anvil.”
and more at
Ok, how about railing kills?
Has anyone ever been on a stage or industrial cat walk and been shot, and then leaned, flipped, and fell over the railing?
Peace.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A Queen of Russia, Catherine the Great I think, was killed by a falling horse. Just don’t ask about the details
Did you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 this weekend? They showed Space Mutiny and there was quite the discussion on railing kills