Has anybody ever died from having a piano dropped on them?

Anyone ever killed by falling arches ?

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

Groan…

While no one was killed, also beware of falling cows

Because God said so.

Of course someone’s died from a falling piano. Didn’t you watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit? “Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother [referring to dropping a piano on Detective Eddie’s brother’s head]? I talked just…like…THIS!!!”

:wink:

While on this subject, please see Cartoon Law IX

“Everything falls faster than an anvil.”

and more at

http://www.astro.utoronto.ca/~reid/physrevt/cartphys.html

Ok, how about railing kills?

Has anyone ever been on a stage or industrial cat walk and been shot, and then leaned, flipped, and fell over the railing?

Peace.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

A Queen of Russia, Catherine the Great I think, was killed by a falling horse. Just don’t ask about the details :stuck_out_tongue:

Ahh, that’s a load of mallocks, mate… :slight_smile:

Sorry, couldn’t help it. It’s still an urban legend though.

Ahh, that’s a load of mallocks, mate… :slight_smile:

Sorry, couldn’t help it. It’s still an urban legend though.

Did you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 this weekend? They showed Space Mutiny and there was quite the discussion on railing kills :smiley: