# Has anyone ever pitted WillFarnaby ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 5, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085 "2018-03-05T22:10:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/21 "2018-03-06T14:11:59Z")

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He’s a libertarian. Listen to him politely, smile now and then, thank him for his trouble, and forget whatever he says. He’s harmless enough, he’s just a libertarian.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/22 "2018-03-06T16:09:56Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> The similarity I’ve noted is the robotic repetition of their core assertions, regardless of any and all mitigating facts others bring to light.

Okay, I’ll agree with you on that one.

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**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/23 "2018-03-06T16:46:40Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> These types of threads are why characters like Will Farnaby exist.

Wow, that was the most Farnabesque statement in the whole thread! Care to elaborate?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/24 "2018-03-06T17:52:55Z")

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> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#):
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> Wow, that was the most Farnabesque statement in the whole thread! Care to elaborate?

**Ambivalid** is playing _SDMB: The Game_, in which each thread is a mission and we’re all NPCs. I’m a sassy hooker for some reason.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/25 "2018-03-06T19:16:23Z")

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> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#):
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> Wow, that was the most Farnabesque statement in the whole thread! Care to elaborate?

Seriously? Well that gets a wow from me too. Trolls troll for attention and irritation. What better validation of that than a multipage pit thread which combines it all in one go. C’mon.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/26 "2018-03-06T19:18:58Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> **Ambivalid** is playing _SDMB: The Game_, in which each thread is a mission and we’re all NPCs. I’m a sassy hooker for some reason.

Boy, hush yo mouth.

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**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/27 "2018-03-06T19:22:12Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Seriously? Well that gets a wow from me too. Trolls troll for attention and irritation. What better validation of that than a multipage pit thread which combines it all in one go. C’mon.

Well, see, now this is logic, which your original post lacked. Obviously, you thought it was implied, but I honestly had no idea where you were going with that.

That said, I’m not sure I _agree_ with the logic. If the consensus of the board is that Farnaby is a troll, let’s just ban him and be done with it. But if there’s some reasonable chance he’s earnestly posting his crazy thoughts, we should at least encourage him to be better at it. A pit thread is an attempt at publicly shaming him into doing so. Or at least letting people blow off a little frustration.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/28 "2018-03-06T19:32:51Z")

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> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#):
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> Well, see, now this is logic, which your original post lacked. Obviously, you thought it was implied, but I honestly had no idea where you were going with that.
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> That said, I’m not sure I _agree_ with the logic. If the consensus of the board is that Farnaby is a troll, let’s just ban him and be done with it. But if there’s some reasonable chance he’s earnestly posting his crazy thoughts, we should at least encourage him to be better at it. A pit thread is an attempt at publicly shaming him into doing so. Or at least letting people blow off a little frustration.

Ok, I’ve just consistently without fail seen nothing but 100% worthless posts coming from this pitee of ours. Nothing of substance, nothing but partisan jabbing, trolling, just general assholishness. If you disagree, show me something from him supporting that position.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/29 "2018-03-06T19:45:40Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Ok, I’ve just consistently without fail seen nothing but 100% worthless posts coming from this pitee of ours.

Of his last 100 posts, only 2 were “quality posts”. Not 100%, worthless, but close.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/30 "2018-03-06T19:48:18Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Of his last 100 posts, only 2 were “quality posts”. Not 100%, worthless, but close.

I’m dubious of even that claim. 😁

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/31 "2018-03-06T19:48:19Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> **Ambivalid** is playing _SDMB: The Game_, in which each thread is a mission and we’re all NPCs. I’m a sassy hooker for some reason.

> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Boy, hush yo mouth.

I believe the correct retort is: Shut your whore mouth!

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/32 "2018-03-06T19:57:04Z")

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WilFarnaby is what happens when you are raised as a child being fed an exclusively sweet, sweet libtard tear diet. His parents are really the unsung heroes here

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/33 "2018-03-06T20:02:08Z")

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Pretty sure his parents were Marxists. He’s still rebelling for their love and attention.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/34 "2018-03-06T21:19:39Z")

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Pretty sure he killed his parents.  
ETA: 😉 obviously

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/35 "2018-03-06T21:58:17Z")

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nc  
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**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/36 "2018-03-06T22:25:50Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Ok, I’ve just consistently without fail seen nothing but 100% worthless posts coming from this pitee of ours. Nothing of substance, nothing but partisan jabbing, trolling, just general assholishness. If you disagree, show me something from him supporting that position.

To be clear, I’ve never seen a valuable post from either. But I have no idea whether he holds his ideas earnestly or not.

The pattern I’ve usually seen from him is a drive-by post, which I’d say 50% of the time just gets ignored, since it contributes so little. If he’s a troll, he’s pretty bad at it. The good ones stick around and really rile people up. Farns just can’t be bothered.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/37 "2018-03-07T22:49:30Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> Oh dear … do you think he’s smart enough to ground the tin foil so it works? …

Nope!

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/38 "2018-03-07T23:00:34Z")

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> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#):
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> I have no idea whether he holds his ideas earnestly or not.

If he holds any ideas earnestly, it’s the idea that trolling is easy.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/39 "2018-03-08T16:13:32Z")

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It would be interesting to meet **WillFarnaby** in real life. He might be a likable intelligent-seeming guy … until you start talking about economics or politics.

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-pitted-willfarnaby/810085/40 "2018-03-08T16:41:46Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> **Ambivalid** is playing _SDMB: The Game_, in which each thread is a mission and we’re all NPCs. I’m a sassy hooker for some reason.

Oh don’t be coy…you know why.

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