# Has anyone here had sex to the stereotypical porn music?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 27, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672 "2015-04-27T20:41:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
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I was making a joke about sex, and used the phrase (70s porn music starts), which then got me thinking…has anyone actually ever had sex to that music, or is it just so eponymous with porn that no one can take it seriously

Details not required but are appreciated

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
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Ravel’s Bolero is reputed to be just the mood music you’re looking for.

(You can find many recordings and performances of it on YouTube.)

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
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Just when the porn is playing in the background.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/4 "2015-04-28T13:33:42Z")

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Bolero is certainly a stereotype due to the movie _10_ – but it isn’t good music for the purpose. Bolero is a very rhythmic, repetitive piece, but it has an absolutely steady tempo. You want something that starts slow, and speeds up as it goes along.

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/5 "2015-04-28T14:07:15Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> Bolero is certainly a stereotype due to the movie _10_ – but it isn’t good music for the purpose. Bolero is a very rhythmic, repetitive piece, but it has an absolutely steady tempo. You want something that starts slow, and speeds up as it goes along.

Maybe you should try having sex while watching the “Evolution” portion of Bruno Bozettto’s _Allergro non Troppo_

[https://search.yahoo.com/search;\_ylt=AwrBT9M7kj9VBfAAEtFXNyoA;\_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA3lmcC10LTI1Mi1zBGdwcmlkA2pGQTkxcDhvVF9Tajd0VmdYVkxGaUEEbl9yc2x0AzAEbl9zdWdnAzQEb3JpZ2luA3NlYXJjaC55YWhvby5jb20EcG9zAzAEcHFzdHIDBHBxc3RybAMEcXN0cmwDMzYEcXVlcnkDeW91dHViZSBhbGxlZ3JvIG5vbiB0cm9wcG8gZXZvbHV0aW9uBHRfc3RtcAMxNDMwMjMwMDE0?p=youtube+allegro+non+troppo+evolution&fr2=sb-top-search&fr=yfp-t-252-s&fp=1](https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrBT9M7kj9VBfAAEtFXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA3lmcC10LTI1Mi1zBGdwcmlkA2pGQTkxcDhvVF9Tajd0VmdYVkxGaUEEbl9yc2x0AzAEbl9zdWdnAzQEb3JpZ2luA3NlYXJjaC55YWhvby5jb20EcG9zAzAEcHFzdHIDBHBxc3RybAMEcXN0cmwDMzYEcXVlcnkDeW91dHViZSBhbGxlZ3JvIG5vbiB0cm9wcG8gZXZvbHV0aW9uBHRfc3RtcAMxNDMwMjMwMDE0?p=youtube+allegro+non+troppo+evolution&fr2=sb-top-search&fr=yfp-t-252-s&fp=1)

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/6 "2015-04-28T15:00:22Z")

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> Has anyone here had sex to the stereotypical porn music?

If it doesn’t start playing when you do, your’e not doing it right!

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**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/7 "2015-04-28T15:18:26Z")

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Bolero is over 15 minutes. Let’s get serious.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/8 "2015-04-28T15:40:20Z")

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I’ve used the “William Tell Overture” before. A bit short, but it builds well. 😉

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/9 "2015-04-28T15:58:29Z")

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> [@Doyle](#):
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> Bolero is over 15 minutes. Let’s get serious.

Yeah! What am I, a machine? Let’s start with, say, a Ramones song, and try to work from there.

There was some vintage porn movie… seems like one of the more famous ones. _Debbie Does Dallas_, maybe? Where the background music is the same as the intro to _The People’s Court_. I’m not sure even Viagra could get me through that.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/10 "2015-04-28T16:02:31Z")

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> [@Doyle](#):
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> Bolero is over 15 minutes. Let’s get serious.

I use the sound track from the movie Gone in Sixty Seconds myself.

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/11 "2015-04-28T16:14:06Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I’ve used the “William Tell Overture” before. A bit short, but it builds well. 😉

Who are you, Alex from _a Clockwork Orange_?

If you do it to the speeded-up Walter/Wendy Carlos version, that’s really something.

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/12 "2015-04-28T16:25:52Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Where the background music is the same as the intro to _The People’s Court_. I’m not sure even Viagra could get me through that.

Wait, you mean you _don’t_ have sex to Judge Wapner?

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/13 "2015-04-28T18:28:38Z")

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Is the “stereotypical porn music” an entire genre of music, or did they just keep replaying [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVCy1k3XEeo) in all the porn studios?

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/14 "2015-04-28T18:47:40Z")

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I thought stereotypical porn music was just a loop of Rick James.

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/15 "2015-04-28T20:20:03Z")

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I prefer the Match Game Think Music.

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> There was some vintage porn movie… seems like one of the more famous ones. _Debbie Does Dallas_, maybe? Where the background music is the same as the intro to _The People’s Court_. I’m not sure even Viagra could get me through that.

_Barbara Broadcast_. I’ve seen it. Cracked me the fuck-up!

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/17 "2015-04-28T23:23:58Z")

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a porn that actually used porn music.

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My GF and I put on **Pornosonic** ’s _Unreleased 70s Porno Music_ once, but the constant dialogue snippets with Ron Jeremy were always some combination of weird, creepy and hilarious so we HAD to listen to them and frankly it was kind of a drag on the action, if you get my meaning, so eventually we just turned it off and fucked _sans_ accompaniment.

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Back in the day, when I was having sex in certain places, the porn music was already playing.

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**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/20 "2015-04-29T03:00:23Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> I don’t think I’ve ever seen a porn that actually used porn music.

Every porn I’ve ever seen has a keyboard-heavy score. Then again I didn’t see any porn until the 90s (post “Golden Age”).

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