# Has anyone here had sex to the stereotypical porn music? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 27, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672 "2015-04-27T20:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/21 "2015-04-29T03:06:22Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > My GF and I put on **Pornosonic** ’s _Unreleased 70s Porno Music_ once [For your listening enjoyment.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ljLPZEfjs) ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/22 "2015-04-29T18:28:54Z")
I’ve tried, but Mrs. Homie made me turn it off. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/23 "2015-04-29T18:35:50Z")
[Saber Dance.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMczfLNoGYQ) It’s as if the composer had vigorous rogering in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/24 "2015-04-29T19:52:21Z")
Does it count if I squeeze the weasel to the stereotypical porn music? …I didn’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/25 "2015-04-29T20:14:12Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > Does it count if I squeeze the weasel to the stereotypical porn music? > > …I didn’t think so. As the owner of this thread I say Yes! It counts! also glad it’s your weasel and not your gerbil ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/26 "2015-04-29T20:22:02Z")
Try the Anvil Chorus for some good pounding music. I’ve probably done it to Barry White. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/27 "2015-04-29T21:06:14Z")
I used to play Massive Attack in college but I feel that the band name may have generated unrealistic expectations. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/28 "2015-04-29T23:10:24Z")
If I really want erotic mood music playing when engaged in the activities of, my preferences run towards [Durufle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TneUTtCAJlE) or [Vaughn-Williams](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs) or [Yamashta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZGktSXRyH0) or something like that. Snarky funky clangy bouncy stuff isn’t erotic for me at all. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/29 "2015-04-30T01:57:56Z")
We tried doing it to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ)once, but my lady couldn’t stop playing air sax. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/30 "2015-04-30T02:56:22Z")
> [@installLSC](#): > > [For your listening enjoyment.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ljLPZEfjs) Aye, that’s it; I own the album tho. ---
**Author:** ![mrldii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@mrldii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrldii)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/31 "2015-04-30T03:25:55Z")
Damn. Given that I actually had sex in the 70s, with contemporary porn on in the background, yeah…I guess I did. In my defense, it didn’t seem as sleazy/cheesy at the time. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/32 "2015-04-30T12:14:58Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > [Saber Dance.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMczfLNoGYQ) It’s as if the composer had vigorous rogering in mind. Wouldn’t work for me. I always associate that music with people spinning dinner plates on the end of long sticks. If the music itself didn’t turn me off, the implied imagery would have me laughing so hard that sex was impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/33 "2015-04-30T13:33:04Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I prefer the Match Game Think Music. Great. Thanks for the earworm. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/34 "2015-04-30T13:47:43Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I’ve probably done it to Barry White. Does that count? Depends, did he enjoy it? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/35 "2015-04-30T14:59:29Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > As the owner of this thread I say Yes! It counts! > also glad it’s your weasel and not your gerbil Woo-hoo! Finally, all that hard work and dedication pays off. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672/36 "2015-04-30T15:31:00Z")
[Could be worse.](http://xkcd.com/400/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-here-had-sex-to-the-stereotypical-porn-music/718672.md?page=1)