# Has anyone on any of those naked reality TV shows ever gotten a boner?

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**Created:** [July 7, 2021, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-any-of-those-naked-reality-tv-shows-ever-gotten-a-boner/945871 "2021-07-07T02:43:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-any-of-those-naked-reality-tv-shows-ever-gotten-a-boner/945871/21 "2021-07-08T15:43:08Z")

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> [@lobotomyboy63](#):
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> The campfire dwindled overnight, but we have morning wood.

A Texan would use his boner to stoke the campfire.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-any-of-those-naked-reality-tv-shows-ever-gotten-a-boner/945871/22 "2021-07-08T15:47:05Z")

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> [@superwombat](#):
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> I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Is a Schwartz the same as a Schwanz? 🤨🤔

(Legitimate question.)

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**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-any-of-those-naked-reality-tv-shows-ever-gotten-a-boner/945871/23 "2021-07-08T16:12:03Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/dy40xASCl00/hqdefault.jpg "Spaceballs - I See Your Schwartz Is as Big as Mine") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy40xASCl00)

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