# Has anyone on "Family Guy" ever commented on Brian's bestiality? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532 "2009-12-08T23:37:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532/61 "2009-12-11T03:00:57Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > (Actually, Brian may have included some halfassed explanation of how it worked before telling Stewie to go complain on the internet, but that was the funny bit.) Didn’t he say something like, “Well, I’m eight in dog years,” and Stewie points out that it still makes no sense. > [@](#): > > # Stewie: Say Brian, now that I think about it, how can you possibly have a thirteen year old son, when you yourself are only seven? > > Brian: Well, those are dog years. > Stewie: That doesn’t make any sense. > Brian: You know what Stewie, If you don’t like it, go on the internet and complain. [edit] [http://www.tv.com/family-guy/the-former-life-of-brian/episode/1133415/trivia.html](http://www.tv.com/family-guy/the-former-life-of-brian/episode/1133415/trivia.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532/62 "2009-12-11T03:05:28Z")
Ah, yep, there’s the halfassed explanation! ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532/63 "2009-12-11T03:26:59Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Didn’t he say something like, “Well, I’m eight in dog years,” and Stewie points out that it still makes no sense. > > [http://www.tv.com/family-guy/the-former-life-of-brian/episode/1133415/trivia.html](http://www.tv.com/family-guy/the-former-life-of-brian/episode/1133415/trivia.html) Well, I guess since the kid had canine DNA, one could argue he aged in dog years. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532/64 "2009-12-11T04:08:10Z")
Um, I’m pretty sure the joke was Brian’s ex just wanted a daddy to lob the kid off on and totally lied that he was Brian’s. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532/65 "2009-12-11T04:38:46Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Like the Simpsons, Family Guy has always been a little screwy with its timeline. There was one episode where Brian said he used to hang out with Andy Warhol, who died in 1987. And had a confrontation with his black roommate during the OJ verdict, in 199…4? EDIT: 1195 EDITAGAIN: Dammit, It didn’t happen in the middle ages. 1 **9** 95. There. Got it right this time, I hope. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532/66 "2009-12-11T05:18:09Z")
My favorite dog as second class citizen was when Brian remembered being at Brown a la School Ties (someone grafittied DOG on his door and then he ran out in the rain and screamed). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-on-family-guy-ever-commented-on-brians-bestiality/520532.md?page=3)