# Has anyone provided proof the election was stolen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [September 25, 2021, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329 "2021-09-25T14:00:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/363 "2021-12-14T02:32:23Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > I _had_ been saying that the true vote in 2016 was 1/3 T\*\*\*\*, 1/3 Clinton, and 1/3 “I don’t care who wins,” and _that_ was the group the Democrats needed to convince in 2020. > > I was wrong. Technically you were obviously right. They convinced way more of them than Trump did. The folks who voted in 2020 but not in 2016 broke about 3-2 to Biden. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/364 "2021-12-14T05:46:45Z")
But that still leaves an awful lot of people who thought T\*\*\*\* was a good idea after four years’ experience with his administration. If you factor in the people who said, “I voted for him in 2016 but that was a mistake,” (all five of them) it’s even worse – more people climbed onto the T\*\*\*\* bandwagon after it was rolling. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/365 "2021-12-14T19:06:15Z")
Give some people a taste of fascism, and they crave more. And fascism is great, so long as you are represented with the party in power, you don’t mind your fellow countrymen being oppressed, and you _never_ disagree with the party. Most pro-fascist supporters don’t realize the downsides of fascism until it is too late. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/366 "2021-12-14T21:11:13Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Most pro-fascist supporters don’t realize the downsides of fascism until it is too late. And the leopard starts eating _their_ faces. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2021, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/367 "2021-12-15T18:07:37Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > And the leopard starts eating _their_ faces. “Will the leopard never be sated?!” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/368 "2021-12-15T18:13:55Z")
“Imagine a leopard eating a human face forever.” ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/369 "2021-12-15T18:20:49Z")
“… and every thousand years, the leopard flies down and takes just a little bite of the person’s face. And when the person’s face has been bitten completely away, the first second of eternity will have passed.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/370 "2021-12-16T13:19:58Z")
“And verily I say unto you, that he who has been bitten by the leopard upon the face is truly blessed, and those that have not must be democrats.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/371 "2021-12-16T13:44:41Z")
“And Josiah the Snowflake did turn his face away from The Leopard, and was nipped upon his hind parts for his insolence. Such it will be for all who deny The Leopard the tastiest morsels of their face.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/372 "2021-12-16T14:08:13Z")
“…and do not be asking for evidence of such events for faith does not require evidence and none shall be made available.” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/373 "2021-12-16T14:28:27Z")
> [@Daithi\_Lacha](#): > > “… and every thousand years, the leopard flies down and takes just a little bite of the person’s face. And when the person’s face has been bitten completely away, the first second of eternity will have passed.” Does the Leopard change his spots (to nibble)? Can he? ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/374 "2021-12-16T14:31:18Z")
“The Lord is a shoving leopard.” – William Spooner, apocryphally ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/375 "2021-12-16T14:38:42Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Does the Leopard change his spots (to nibble)? Can he? A leopard can no more change his spots than a spot can change it’s leopard. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/376 "2021-12-16T14:44:43Z")
“And in the latter days, some few with unnibbled faces will flee to the mountains, with forlorn hopes of preserving their countenances, for The Leopard is nimble, and can climb better than you sorry lot.” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/377 "2021-12-17T00:03:36Z")
“Leopard, you said once I decided to follow you, You’d walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don’t understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me.” He whispered, “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you Never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I leaped upon you to devour your face.” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/378 "2021-12-20T15:23:46Z")
After the holidays, the Leopard has sworn to go on a diet. Faces are a sometimes food. We’ll see how that goes. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/379 "2021-12-20T15:47:13Z")
Yeah, sure, let me tell you how many times I’ve seen that leopard swear, “This is my LAST face! I mean it, cut me off after this one…”, only to order another face for last call. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/380 "2021-12-20T16:04:38Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > After the holidays, the Leopard has sworn to go on a diet. Faces are a sometimes food. We’ll see how that goes. > [@Horatius](#): > > Yeah, sure, let me tell you how many times I’ve seen that leopard swear, “This is my LAST face! I mean it, cut me off after this one…”, only to order another face for last call. The leopard has chosen to only eat the faces of those that think the leopard can’t keep his promise to not eat faces. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/381 "2021-12-20T16:12:58Z")
Now i’m imagining a leopard in an apron, flipping faces like pancakes. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329/382 "2021-12-20T16:32:48Z")
Mmmm, face pancakes. [![](https://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/656_smile_pancake.jpg) ](https://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/656_smile_pancake.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-provided-proof-the-election-was-stolen/951329.md?page=20)