# Has anyone seen Morgenstern? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192 "2017-08-31T19:31:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/1 "2017-08-31T19:31:20Z")
Last activity was 08/08/17. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/2 "2017-08-31T20:17:41Z")
Since this is about a poster rather than this message board let’s move this to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/3 "2017-08-31T23:02:21Z")
Maybe he’s with Gildencrantz. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/4 "2017-08-31T23:29:20Z")
I haven’t. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/5 "2017-09-01T00:32:51Z")
Hasn’t been active at the Giraffe Boards since 8/4. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/6 "2017-09-01T05:03:20Z")
On vacation? In jail? Pushing up daisies? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/7 "2017-09-01T05:28:37Z")
Golly, when one of us takes a month off\*, no one starts a thread for us… \*I got so much done that August that I had to get back on the Dope before I lost all my privacy and became “That Kitchen Countertop Cold Fusion Guy”… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/8 "2017-09-02T19:13:14Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > On vacation? > In jail? > Pushing up daisies? I PM’d him a few weeks ago, and never received a response. I hope he’s having a nice vacation, and that he is doing well. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/9 "2017-09-02T19:55:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Maybe he’s with Gildencrantz. Nah, more likely he’s just off writing an epic novel. I hope he gets a good editor, though, to cut out everything but the good parts. ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/10 "2017-09-03T10:48:29Z")
Hmmm…perhaps he has abandoned the United States and moved to the newly created independent country of California? 🙂 (for those of you who don’t get the reference: He seemed pretty excited about the idea when he started this 30-page thread: [I joined, and pledged support to Yes California today.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810365) ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-seen-morgenstern/795192/11 "2017-09-03T12:42:51Z")
Maybe he is at mandatory sensitivity training?