# Has anyone tried the Bathmate penis pump? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005 "2012-12-04T22:40:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/1 "2012-12-04T22:40:36Z")
It uses water to tug on your wiener and is supposed to make it permanently larger over time. people are saying it’s way better than normal ones and I want to know if it’s actually legit. anyone try one? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/2 "2012-12-04T22:52:45Z")
Has tugging on your wiener since you were 12 made it permanently longer? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/3 "2012-12-04T22:58:33Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Has tugging on your wiener since you were 12 made it permanently longer? It’s definitely bigger than when I was 12 so I guess it’s working. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/4 "2012-12-04T22:58:53Z")
heh heh heh. They said “weiner.” ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/5 "2012-12-04T22:59:01Z")
Penis pumps inflate the seller’s wallet. But nothing else. Not that I would know first-hand. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/6 "2012-12-04T23:04:27Z")
It’s really not my bag, baby. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/7 "2012-12-04T23:19:01Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > It uses water to tug on your wiener and is supposed to make it permanently larger over time. people are saying it’s way better than normal ones and I want to know if it’s actually legit. anyone try one? what you got is what you got. ain’t no way around that. ---
**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/8 "2012-12-04T23:35:40Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > … people are saying it’s way better than normal ones… By its very nature, could any penis-enlarging pump thingy really be described as “normal”? ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/9 "2012-12-04T23:49:13Z")
I find oral sucking as often as possible helps to maintain what I have. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/10 "2012-12-04T23:58:20Z")
Wouldn’t that kind of thing damage the capillaries ? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/11 "2012-12-05T00:06:45Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > I find oral sucking as often as possible helps to maintain what I have. My word, you _are_ flexible. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/12 "2012-12-05T00:34:18Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > It’s definitely bigger than when I was 12 so I guess it’s working. _golf clap_ ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/13 "2012-12-05T00:59:28Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Wouldn’t that kind of thing damage the capillaries ? Is THAT why you’ve been eschewing blow jobs for all these years? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/14 "2012-12-05T01:24:43Z")
> [@hrhomer](#): > > Is THAT why you’ve been eschewing blow jobs for all these years? Look, bub! If you want somebody to _chew_ when they’re giving you a blowjob, you’re sicker than we thought! ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/15 "2012-12-05T01:52:15Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Penis pumps inflate the seller’s wallet. But nothing else. > > Not that I would know first-hand. But on the other hand … ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/16 "2012-12-05T02:50:36Z")
Hey! Hey! Hey! What the heck do you think you’re doing down there sweetheart! Get back up here, those capillaries are delicate! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/17 "2012-12-05T02:52:39Z")
_rummages through penis pump drawer_ No. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/18 "2012-12-05T02:53:32Z")
Are they selling penis mightiers? ---
**Author:** ![Maeganspop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Maeganspop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeganspop)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/19 "2012-12-05T21:48:32Z")
They sell products to make your penis larger. I need someone that sells a product to make my penis smaller. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/20 "2012-12-05T21:54:45Z")
> [@Maeganspop](#): > > They sell products to make your penis larger. I need someone that sells a product to make my penis smaller. 🆒 [How about this?](http://www.amazon.com/Fiskars-9124-Professional-Bypass-Pruning/dp/B000F97DWO/) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005.md?page=2)