# Has anyone tried the Bathmate penis pump? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005 "2012-12-04T22:40:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Maeganspop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Maeganspop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeganspop)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/21 "2012-12-05T22:01:11Z")
> [@Sanity\_Challenged](#): > > [How about this?](http://www.amazon.com/Fiskars-9124-Professional-Bypass-Pruning/dp/B000F97DWO/) Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![momosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@momosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/momosa)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/22 "2012-12-05T22:04:11Z")
I once saw a video in an email some sicko sent me that showed a dude with a cinder block hanging from his junk, trying to do the same type of “enhancement” on himself, trailer park style. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/23 "2012-12-05T22:12:47Z")
Sounds like a great stocking stuffer. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/24 "2012-12-05T22:15:16Z")
I’m surprised you’re not asking for your friend, **PSXer**. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/25 "2012-12-05T22:34:44Z")
Don’t waste your money on this or any other penis enlargement product. 1. They don’t work. 2. They may be harmful. 3. Having a bigger penis will not improve your life. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/26 "2012-12-05T22:44:21Z")
> [@Maeganspop](#): > > They sell products to make your penis larger. I need someone that sells a product to make my penis smaller. 🆒 > [@Sanity\_Challenged](#): > > [How about this?](http://www.amazon.com/Fiskars-9124-Professional-Bypass-Pruning/dp/B000F97DWO/) > [@Maeganspop](#): > > Ouch! So did your penis get smaller when you clicked that link? Because mine sure did- it acted like a scared turtle. ---
**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/27 "2012-12-05T23:00:34Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > 1. Having a bigger penis will not improve your life. What about the lives of others? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/28 "2012-12-06T01:44:32Z")
If you were ever cool, this pretty much kills that. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/29 "2012-12-06T01:56:17Z")
The right bath mate could make my penis grow. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/30 "2012-12-06T01:59:59Z")
I’ve often found a bathmate can make my penis larger. Especially so if she tugs on my weiner. ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/31 "2012-12-06T02:02:06Z")
> [@Furious\_Marmot](#): > > By its very nature, could any penis-enlarging pump thingy really be described as “normal”? Yes, I am intrigued by the OP’s reference to “normal ones”. Like, those penis pumps that we all have lying around the house somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![InsaneMcCrazy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@InsaneMcCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InsaneMcCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/32 "2013-05-09T06:35:21Z")
I have used a bathmate before. I am not really into any kinda male enhancement stuff, but I bought one (NEW) from ebay because I saw it on tosh.0. It didnt really make my manhood any larger, at least not long term. But I only used it like three times anyway. Thought about selling it on ebay but yea, nobody wants that. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/33 "2013-05-09T13:36:43Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > It’s really not my bag, baby. Clerk - One Swedish made penis enlarger. Austin Powers - That’s not mine. Clerk - One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers. Austin Powers - I’m telling you baby, that’s not mine. Clerk - One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. Austin Powers - I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby. Clerk - One book, Swedish Made Penis Enlargers And Me - This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby, by Austin Powers. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/34 "2013-05-09T13:57:24Z")
If you really want to increase the barometric deviation, use your penis pump in Death Valley. ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/35 "2013-05-09T14:02:43Z")
True story - have a friend who’s boyfriend uses one to temporarily enlarge himself. I did not delve further into details their sex life. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/36 "2013-05-09T14:05:14Z")
Joe Biden has 7 great tips for “bulking up your junk” on the Onion. But I can’t remember if the Bathmate was one of them, and I can’t very well listen to it at work. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/37 "2013-05-09T14:07:12Z")
Which model and year? Details, man! ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/38 "2013-05-09T15:24:08Z")
I love PSXer threads. Did you ever get the Jurassic Park jeep? Did you eat the MREs? And lets not forget “I think I met my girlfriend’s physical boyfriend”. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/39 "2013-05-09T15:44:05Z")
I am always amazed when some guys asks if this “penis pump” or “penis enlargement pill” or “albino rhino horn powder” really works?! Dude - if any of those DID work, don’t you think this would be on the news and suddenly millions of men would be buying them overnight? When that miracle product is developed, that does indeed make your schlong grow to 10-18 inches, I hope I am able to buy stock in the product at least two minutes before it goes on the market! It would make early earnings form Apple stock look like chump change. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005/40 "2013-05-09T16:36:25Z")
I’m a single dad in your local town and I discovered this one old weird tip to growing a huge penis. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-tried-the-bathmate-penis-pump/643005.md?page=3)