We have always been at peace with Eupodia.
Children in Shakespeare’s day learned Latin and they learned the Greek and Roman myths that he makes reference to. Kids learn very different stuff today, and I’m sure they learn a lot less by rote. Certainly the lack of beatings has to be a factor there… 
Ah, but children from Shakespeare’s day wouldn’t get any of the pop culture references in an episode of The Simpsons. Priorities.