# Has Stewie killed anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165 "2009-12-06T03:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/1 "2009-12-06T03:50:08Z")
I’m watching last Sunday’s _Family Guy_. Brian says, ‘How would you feel if you killed a baby?’ Stewie says, ‘I’ve killed seven.’ Has Stewie actually ever killed anyone? ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/2 "2009-12-06T03:52:35Z")
Matthew Mcconaughey ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/3 "2009-12-06T03:53:12Z")
His babysitter’s boyfriend ---
**Author:** ![SleepyDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@SleepyDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SleepyDuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/4 "2009-12-06T03:57:18Z")
The guy in the house that he and Brian were renovating. BOOM! ETA:That cult leader, I think. another ETA:The cell phone guy in the elevator in future San Francisco. ---
**Author:** ![C.Montgomery\_Burns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@C.Montgomery\_Burns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C.Montgomery_Burns)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/5 "2009-12-06T03:59:34Z")
The New Brian. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/6 "2009-12-06T04:01:03Z")
I believe he killed the Doctor who slapped him @ birth (though he killed him later on not AT birth). Also, he’s murdered plenty of Peter’s Sperm cells that were each piloted by mini-people. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/7 "2009-12-06T04:07:39Z")
IIRC, he killed that child actress – Olivia? – and her boyfriend when he set their place on fire. ---
**Author:** ![SleepyDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@SleepyDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SleepyDuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/8 "2009-12-06T04:15:14Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > His babysitter’s boyfriend At least he got to listen to the Streaks before he perished. OAT: I can’t remember; what happened to Stewie’s “brother” that second time they crossed paths, on the playground? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/9 "2009-12-06T04:38:10Z")
Heck, Stewie even killed _himself_. In one episode he travelled forward through time and saw the life his pathetic adult self had, travelled back to warn himself and the warned-Stewie blew away time-traveller-Stewie. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/10 "2009-12-06T05:23:27Z")
[Colin Farrell](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3wKtVwOqkk). ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/11 "2009-12-06T06:12:16Z")
He killed Mort Goldman in the time travel episode. And an entire U-boat crew. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/12 "2009-12-06T06:18:32Z")
> [@SleepyDuck](#): > > At least he got to listen to the Streaks before he perished. > > OAT: I can’t remember; what happened to Stewie’s “brother” that second time they crossed paths, on the playground? They fought, but neither finished off the other. I think their mothers took them away? Also, do you count the sperm “pilots” as people? Potential people? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/13 "2009-12-06T06:57:46Z")
As I recall, there was an episode with a running gag where a couple guys were singing and playing the piano. The third time or so, Stewie shot them to death and announced “OK? We’re not seeing them again. They’re not coming back.” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/14 "2009-12-06T07:45:42Z")
Vern and Johnny appeared once each in 6 different episodes, dying in their 5th appearance. (Vern appeared as a ghost in the 6th, Johnny was in hell.) But it was Stewie who killed them. He and Peter are also responsible for the death of Mr Penisberg (who ran the SuperstoreUSA). He apparently killed Chris’s wife from the alternate future, but that scene seems to be cut from TV airings, and I haven’t seen the DVD version. Olivia apparently appeared after the fire, so she survived. The Alan Alda-ish dude she was cheating with, I don’t know, though. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/15 "2009-12-06T12:58:01Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > Vern and Johnny appeared once each in 6 different episodes, dying in their 5th appearance. (Vern appeared as a ghost in the 6th, Johnny was in hell.) “Now you might be wondering why Johnny’s in hell. Well Johnny liked little boys…” ---
**Author:** ![brossa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brossa/32/3040_2.png) [@brossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brossa)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/16 "2009-12-06T13:56:47Z")
He blew Denise Crosby away to make a point to the other Next Generation cast members. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/17 "2009-12-06T19:11:06Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > He apparently killed Chris’s wife from the alternate future, but that scene seems to be cut from TV airings, and I haven’t seen the DVD version. Yes, he went back in time to their wedding, blew her away with a rocket launcher (as a condition for Lois helping him get back to his own time), and continued on to warn himself about his pending near-death experience (resulting, of course, in his getting killed by Stewie) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-stewie-killed-anyone/520165/18 "2009-12-06T19:26:28Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > They fought, but neither finished off the other. I think their mothers took them away? > > Also, do you count the sperm “pilots” as people? Potential people? 😃 I think it’s clear that Peter’s sperm are sentient beings, and that Lois is only an incubation chamber with no actual genetic relationship to her children. This explains Meg’s lack of hotness and excuses Chris’s (quasi) incestuous longing for her.