# Has The American News Media Taken Crazy Pills?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 23, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104 "2013-01-23T14:05:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104/41 "2013-01-24T21:24:33Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> How are things going in Iraq these days?  
> What is going on with Iran?  
> Did the war just stop in Syria?  
> Are the refugees getting help on the Turkish border?  
> What is China doing about their huge pollution problems causing cities to go orange?  
> Starvation in Africa over now?  
> Weren’t there some elections in Germany that might change the political climate there?  
> …

_“Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead”_

But you see, almost none of this is _news_. It’s all :

The Situation in Iraq continues.  
The Situation in Iran continues.  
The Situation in Syria continues.  
The Pollution in China continues.  
Starvation in Africa is now entering it’s 10th millennium.

The main reason is what Bump sez or alludes to: newspapers and journalism are mostly dead, killed by freebie blogs, the internet and 24 hour TV “news”.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104/42 "2013-01-25T00:24:22Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Eh. Let’s not make this in to some kind of diss of Obama here: whatever contract she signed, I guarantee it allowed her to record herself ahead of time in case the elements were crappy, so everyone was on the same page.

If anything, it sounds more like it **required** her to record herself ahead of time, because the organizers are experienced enough to know that shit happens.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104/43 "2013-01-25T18:56:07Z")

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I know somebody who went to one of the inaugural balls and they said that the lady’s room not only ran out of soap but that in the men’s room the automatic flusher on one of the urinals wasn’t working.

I cannot believe Obama let that happen.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104/44 "2013-01-25T19:45:35Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I know somebody who went to one of the inaugural balls and they said that the lady’s room not only ran out of soap but that in the men’s room the automatic flusher on one of the urinals wasn’t working.

Exactly who was this person who went to both the men’s and women’s restrooms? Did RuPaul perform?

You certainly know interesting people, **Sampiro**.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104/45 "2013-01-25T23:43:25Z")

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I agree, if I randomly turn on a news program, there’s a good chance they’ll be talking about:

Lance Armstrong  
Beyonce  
Hillary’s glasses  
Michelle’s dress  
Or that football player who actually believed that he had a girlfriend that someone else made up.

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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-american-news-media-taken-crazy-pills/648104/46 "2013-01-26T02:55:02Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I cannot believe Obama let that happen.

Are soap dispensers mentioned in the Koran? No  
Are autoflushers mentioned in Das Kapital? No  
Is the Whitehouse in Nairobi? No.

So why the hell would he care?🙂

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