The pope? No go.
Reading the bible? Nope.
Reading the bible forwards? Still no. (“The devil can quote scripture”, etc)
The pope has been re: Jack Chick.
I meant ‘no’ as in ‘not an example of something that has never been called satanic.’ The pope has been called the antichrist.
Well, that annoying DiTech guy used it in one of his last commercials, and he hasn’t been seen since. Maybe his contract with Ol’ Scratch was finally called in.
Quasi
Is the magic 8 ball for real?
[shake] [shake] [shake]
NO.
IIRC my Catholic schooling Sister Denise explained that the Romans ‘cast lots’ or played dice to see who got big J’s robe as he was dying on the cross. That is why dice are evil.
Oh, ok. Fair enough. We’re allowed crosses, though.
Yeah Crosses are good.
I’m just glad he wasn’t drawn and quartered.