Fuckin’-A.
Look out of any window. Any morning, any evening, any day.
Maybe the sun is shining birds are winging or rain is falling from a heavy sky
Damn you. Now I have to play it at full volume+ and I will cry for the rest of the night. Bastard.
No. See, if you go away, then you’re not going to be here to be disappointed by your non-posting. And the rest of us get to enjoy a Dope free of your inanity. We all win!
No, I can’t do that because… If the sky were to suddenly open up…
there would be no law… there would be
no rule. There would only be you and
your memories… the choices you’ve made
and the people you’ve touched. The life
that has been carved out from your
subconscious is the only evidence by
which you will be judged… by which you
must judge yourself. Because when this
world ends, there will only be you and
him… and no one else.–DD
it’s okay. we all get cranky.
I think the overall volume of posts is going to show a decrease, as some folks are unwilling or unable to pay for the access. Which is sad, as I personally feel that a regular circulation of new folks is healthy.
I miss a few of the old folks though. They knew who the heck I was.
What size scope do you usually use? Assume there’s no large game, just people and squirrels, and the window’s about 15 feet off the ground in a lightly populated residential area.
It’s worse than an old married couple. Jeez.
Part of the problem is that all the fascinating topics for discussion have been done. So every time you start a thread about what you think might be an interesting new idea, someone pops in to say, “Oh, we did that two years ago. Here’s a link.” And the new thread withers.
And to be fair, when I see a thread on a topic that’s been done before, I am much less likely to jump in and repeat my brilliant insights from the earlier thread. Feels like wasted motion.
When the board started, it seemed there were an infinte number of engrossing subjects to discuss. But now it sorta feels like we’re approaching the limit.
Dubya will NEVER be the Attorney General. NEVER!
I’ll bite, what is this other board? I too have often heard it refered to, have a vague idea of it’s existence, but don’t really know the board.
My curiosity is getting the better of me, largely due to the secrecy. I didn’t care initially, I understood what it was and moved on. But each time I see it referenced as the place that cannot be named I grow more curious.
So thank you in advance for solving the mystery. And yes, you’re very likely right and I will find it underwhelming. I promise to never question your judgement again.
Thank you
Elbows
Seriously. My email’s in my profile. (I’d just email you, but you’ve disabled emails from your profile.)
What content in this thread makes it relevant for the Google ad to be “Gay Thug Dating - Free. Meet gay thugs near you”? I would have been happy to never know that existed.
First, I don’t see that ad, so maybe it just shows up for you.
But second, if you don’t see the gay thugs running around in this thread, I think you missed the point . . . read it again. 
Hi. I’m a very remarkable fellow.
I’d like to give you the straight dope about the Straight Dope.
I don’t post on message boards except for my own little community. I’ve lurked at all kinds of boards, this one, something awful, fark, imdb, snopes, fathom and tens of thousands more.
The sdmb, as a whole, is selfish, cliquish and elitist. Honestly, how dare you take a dynamic, valuable resource, which is what this board was, and turn it into a little playground for subscribers? Of course it’s gone downhill. Duh!
The internet, or I should say the web, isn’t terribly old. The sdmb has to be counted among a handful of large communities that were both intelligent and entertaining and free. And then y’all shut out the world. That’s a lot of daylightl lost.
Fighting Ignorance! Privately, and for a small fee, of course. This is a board that has lost it’s mission. The world can’t even come here and search for pete’s sake.
Of course, you’ll say, it was the only economically feasible option for viablity. I wonder, I really wonder, what with the popularity and the traffic.
Anyway, it’s a shame. Good luck to you, and I’m sincere about that.
I think there is a verbal anal leakage component to go with her verbal diarrhea. Regardless, you have to understand everything is coming out of her ass.
BingoBingo.
I think this is the most insightful criticism of pay-to-post I’ve heard. I really couldn’t have said it better myself.
Quite some years ago I wrote a research essay on the notion of internet messageboards as ‘communities’. In fact, I used this very board for some of my raw data.
But anyway, back then, one of the respondents to my questionaire (who has since disappeared from the messageboards I frequent*) posited that messageboards are, by their very nature transient:
(Quote by BalmainBoy).
As my SDMB years go on, I see more and more the truth in what BalmainBoy had to say. Some people DO move on…but if they are complete losers (like me), they stay stuck here in the caravan park, living off the stories of the people who have come and gone. There’s nothing new to say here, just the same stale old griping about the oldtimers, and the scare-tactic putdowns of the newcomers…just to give them the willies and encourage them to fuck off. Fuck, what a pathetic old bunch of crones we have become!
I second the notion put here previously in the thread that we re-open this board as a non-pay site. Otherwise we’re going to suffocate in our own drivel and bile.