# Has there ever been a less appetizing food item than Taco Bell's new black taco?

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**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 12, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482 "2009-10-12T02:48:29Z")
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### Author: ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/1 "2009-10-12T02:48:29Z")

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I was watching football this afternoon and saw an ad that I thought was a parody. I mean, a black taco? WTF? I suppose their lipstick-red Volcano Taco paved the way for food in non-food colors, but come on Taco Bell!

Here’s a [link](http://www.tacobell.com/blackjacktaco/) for anyone who missed it, but on the commercial, the taco looked much blacker. The image from the official site looks more like a chocolate taco.

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### Author: ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/2 "2009-10-12T03:01:27Z")

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It looks like a blue corn tortilla shell, and since I eat blue corn tortilla chips all the time, it doesn’t look bad to me at all (well, as Taco Bell items go…)

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### Author: ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/3 "2009-10-12T03:20:14Z")

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It doesn’t look black, it looks brown, and it looks pretty good. I don’t really eat that stuff but if I were drunk I wouldn’t give it a thought. The dark brown color looks hearty and healthy, as if it were jam-packed to the brim with whole grains, nutrients and minerals.

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### Author: ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/4 "2009-10-12T03:38:02Z")

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Looks tasty.

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### Author: ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/5 "2009-10-12T03:40:55Z")

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I saw it and I agreed, it looks gross. It looks darker than blue corn in the pictures, and generally unappetizing (one should not think of black when thinking of tacos). Regardless, that place just really seems to be scraping the bottom of the barrel with their new food ideas. Do they seriously need a “new” menu item every week? [This Onion story](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31955) is less satirical and more true with every “new” item they introduce…

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### Author: ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/6 "2009-10-12T04:04:33Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> It doesn’t look black, it looks brown, and it looks pretty good. I don’t really eat that stuff but if I were drunk I wouldn’t give it a thought. The dark brown color looks hearty and healthy, as if it were jam-packed to the brim with whole grains, nutrients and minerals.

Well, I _am_ drunk, and I vote nasty. Not that I’m a racist or anything. I think a taco is a terrible thing to waste. (Just, I wouldn’t eat that one.)

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### Author: ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/7 "2009-10-12T04:10:16Z")

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I wonder if they still sell that round thing. I don’t know what it’s called, I just ask for that round thing and usually get it. Though they may surprise me someday and give me another kind of round thing.

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### Author: ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/8 "2009-10-12T04:34:07Z")

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If it’s not blue corn, what do they use to make it that way?

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### Author: ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/9 "2009-10-12T04:39:23Z")

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food coloring or some other food-safe dye, I’d expect

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/10 "2009-10-12T04:48:45Z")

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Just FYI, there are both black and red varieties of corn. Not saying that’s what they use, but they are out there.

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### Author: ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/11 "2009-10-12T05:04:44Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> I wonder if they still sell that round thing. I don’t know what it’s called, I just ask for that round thing and usually get it. Though they may surprise me someday and give me another kind of round thing.

I vaguely remember commercials for this a few years ago. Googling around, I think you’re thinking of the [Crunch Wrap Supreme](http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=crunch+wrap+supreme&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=)?

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### Author: ![RhapsodyInBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RhapsodyInBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RhapsodyInBlue)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/12 "2009-10-12T05:49:11Z")

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It does look bad. However, I think the trophy for least appetizing fast food item of all time is still held by KFC’s Big Bowl of Glop. The commercials made that look revolting. (And by “revolting” I mean “regurgitated”.)

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### Author: ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/13 "2009-10-12T05:49:41Z")

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Mmm. Black [huitlacoche](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut) taco.

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### Author: ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/14 "2009-10-12T07:37:12Z")

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I think that new black taco deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

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### Author: ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/15 "2009-10-12T09:17:46Z")

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> [@RhapsodyInBlue](#):
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> It does look bad. However, I think the trophy for least appetizing fast food item of all time is still held by KFC’s Big Bowl of Glop. The commercials made that look revolting. (And by “revolting” I mean “regurgitated”.)

Yeah, that KFC bowl had a good idea, but then they added stuff that just didn’t belong in it. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and gravy all in one bowl is probably great. Adding in corn and I forget what else was overkill.

I haven’t seen the new commercial for a black taco. I’ve quit watching Taco Bell commercials. I used to like Taco Bell. I don’t know whether I’ve matured or they’ve gotten worse, but I can’t stand Taco Bell food any more. Every now and then I think that I’d like to get some of their tacos, and then I remember the last time I got some of their food, and how sick I was afterwards.

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### Author: ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/16 "2009-10-12T10:43:17Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> Yeah, that KFC bowl had a good idea, but then they added stuff that just didn’t belong in it. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and gravy all in one bowl is probably great. Adding in corn and I forget what else was overkill.
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Yeah, and then cheese?

What the hell were those guys thinking anyway? Did they pull items from a hat to decide what would go in the bowl?

Anyway, does TB have a selling point for this taco other than: “Hey! It’s black!”?

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### Author: ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/17 "2009-10-12T10:58:28Z")

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This is the most grotesque food item ever proposed:

[http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town](http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town)

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### Author: ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/18 "2009-10-12T11:17:50Z")

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I saw the advert for it for the first time yesterday. I don’t eat tacos anyway, but when I saw this I really thought 😕

I will not be buying one.

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### Author: ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/19 "2009-10-12T11:22:12Z")

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My 5-year-old said, “That taco is burnt!”

Comedian Patton Oswald called the KFC bowl [a failure pile in a sadness bowl](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI).

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### Author: ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-there-ever-been-a-less-appetizing-food-item-than-taco-bells-new-black-taco/513482/20 "2009-10-12T14:00:46Z")

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> [@lorene](#):
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> Comedian Patton Oswald called the KFC bowl [a failure pile in a sadness bowl](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI).

Good lord!! I’m in tears right now!

Thanks **lorene**!

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