# Has Top Gear gone retarded?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 13, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469 "2008-02-13T18:48:13Z")\
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Lobsang writes:

\> I deliberately used ‘Taking the Mickey’ Because I thought it was the understood  
\> US alternative to ‘Taking the Piss’.

Actually, both phrases are considerably more common in the U.K. than in the U.S. A lot of Americans understand both of them, but they don’t tend to use them. I would just say, “making fun of.”

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/22 "2008-02-14T00:54:41Z")

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[QUOTE=teela brown]  
This was the first episode of _Top Gear_ I’ve ever seen. Is it always this outrageous?  
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You really don’t wanna miss the Lotus Exige vs. Apache helicopter shootout, in which Clarkson on a test track attempts to outrace and outdodge the gunship circling overhead trying to get a radar firing lock on him, all to the tune of “Ace Of Spades”.

And the Unkillable Toyota is strangely moving.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/23 "2008-02-14T01:00:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]  
James May seems to have vast [but useless] knowledge about everything, ever.  
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Have you seen his shows about old toys he grew up with? They’re great.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/24 "2008-02-14T01:26:39Z")

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With the original question already answered, I just wanted to chime in and say, “I love this show!” I have been telling everybody I know, to watch it since it is more than just a car show, it’s entertaining. I’ve seen most of the ones this past year on BBC-America, except for the amphibious car. My favorite has to be the trip across the Southern US in $1000 cars.

Does anybody know when BBC-America will start playing the more recent Top Gear episodes? What is the show’s schedule in the UK (in other words what month do/did the new shows start)?

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/25 "2008-02-14T01:47:33Z")

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They drove to the magnetic north pole!

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/26 "2008-02-14T01:53:39Z")

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“Jesus comes with a map!”

“But it’s a map of Galilee!”

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/27 "2008-02-14T06:34:49Z")

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TG does about 8-10 episodes for the spring and fall each. I’d expect them back in a few months here. According to my “arrived files” (cough), the last “season” ended on Dec 23.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/28 "2008-02-14T06:58:32Z")

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The next series will begin at the end of February, the 24th or thereabouts.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/29 "2008-02-14T09:56:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]  
It’s been on for something like twenty years, and when I was a littl’un it was pretty much limited to relatively objective reporting on cars and motorsport.

Clarkson used to write a back-page column for the UK auto rag (now defunct, possibly?) _Performance Car_, which was more about the politics of the motor industry, UK traffic legislation, etc. Then they launched a magazine which ran alongside the show, and Clarkson left PC to work on that… the magazine was much more entertainment-oriented than the show as it was then, featuring top-100 countdowns, op-ed pieces, etc.

The current format of the show is almost like an outgrowth of that, IMHO.  
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The _name_ of the show has been around for that long. The original format was as a serious motoring programme, and that got culled in the end. And the BBC sold all the rights to it, with the exception of the name, to Channel 5 who now produce it as the dismal _Fifth Gear_. The current programme was an entirely new creation, several years later.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/30 "2008-02-14T10:14:52Z")

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This thread reminds me, James May wrote for another car mag’ a while back, he was asked to leave when (allegedly) someone found out he was using the first word in each line of a column to spell out silly messages.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/31 "2008-02-14T10:16:06Z")

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[QUOTE=GorillaMan]  
the BBC sold all the rights to it, with the exception of the name, to Channel 5  
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Rights to what?

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/32 "2008-02-14T10:17:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Scissorjack]  
You really don’t wanna miss the Lotus Exige vs. Apache helicopter shootout, in which Clarkson on a test track attempts to outrace and outdodge the gunship circling overhead trying to get a radar firing lock on him, all to the tune of “Ace Of Spades”.  
[/QUOTE]  
[Lotus Exige vs. Apache helicopter](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5404287952869985377). This is the episode that made me realise that something very special had happened to _Top Gear_.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/33 "2008-02-14T10:20:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Usram]  
Rights to what?  
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Good question, they got two of the presenters, but what else? 😕

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/34 "2008-02-14T10:25:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Usram]  
Rights to what?  
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The rights to the format - but it appears I’ve got that a bit wrong, and the producer simply moved across to Five after the BBC cancelled the show. At least according to Wikipedia. [Top Gear (1977 TV series) - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_%28original_format%29)

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[QUOTE=Pushkin]  
This thread reminds me, James May wrote for another car mag’ a while back, he was asked to leave when (allegedly) someone found out he was using the first word in each line of a column to spell out silly messages.  
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Not just [allegedly](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_May#Dismissal_from_Autocar_magazine).

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/36 "2008-02-14T11:11:39Z")

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I wouldn’t have given James May much credence on his first appearance on the show, but I’d rather see Hammond go than him (which I think is to happen soon.)

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/37 "2008-02-14T11:27:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Pushkin]  
. . . someone found out he was using the first word in each line of a column to spell out silly messages.  
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Oh cock!

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-top-gear-gone-retarded/437469/38 "2008-02-14T12:20:42Z")

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If you can find it, there’s a “Top Gear: Challenges” dvd which contains some of their best “challenges”, one being the reliant robin-space shuttle segment.

Since my husband discovered Top Gear, he regularly loans (by force!) his Top Gear dvds to friends. And he’s also developed a crush on Jeremy Clarkson too, which is quite sad 🙂

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I think it is arguably the best TV show of all time. I watch it religiously yet it is about a subject in which i have no interest. I have never been a performance car buff or even interested in cars at all. When I buy a new one it is about as exciting as buying shoes.

However they have managed to put together the most entertaining team imaginable. Their personalities make a perfect mix and the production crew are simply superb. The visuals, the editing, the scripts are all perfect. I love watching each episode’s set piece, with the 3 competing, to see how the writers and producers wring every good gag out of the material.

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
I think it is arguably the best TV show of all time. I watch it religiously yet it is about a subject in which i have no interest. I have never been a performance car buff or even interested in cars at all. When I buy a new one it is about as exciting as buying shoes.

However they have managed to put together the most entertaining team imaginable. Their personalities make a perfect mix and the production crew are simply superb. The visuals, the editing, the scripts are all perfect. I love watching each episode’s set piece, with the 3 competing, to see how the writers and producers wring every good gag out of the material.  
[/QUOTE]

Yes indeed. It’s certainly entered the consciousness at Casa TLD. I might be doing something like considering cleaning the toilet, and then I stop and say to myself…

“How… hard… could… it… be?”

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