No, but I’ve had to put a couple of items on eBay and say “I’m sorry, I don’ t have the box/documentation because it was eaten by my dog.”
My cat once vomited all over my father’s federal income tax return. He wiped it off and mailed it anyway. Take that, fat-cats!
Not entirely, but the chewed-off corner didn’t affect the work, and prvided proof.
Seeings how I did very little homework in school, this is surprising.
I eating your homework!
In the Spring of 1947 our Border Collie–God-knows-what cross bred ate half of a school library book. It was a book about Coyotes. It had a yellow cover. I think it cost $3.00 to replace it. The dog seemed fairly proud of the whole thing.
Eat? No. But as a very young puppy, Princess see August 18th peed on my math homework after pulling it off the table and chewed the corner of one of my school library books. Oops.
Given it happened to bordelond too, I think dogs have something against math. I knew they were smarter than cats!
:dubious: what were you gonna smoke in that pipe? catnip?
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In first grade. It was probably spelling words. Now me, being the first grader with a puppy, was too young and naive and sheltered to have heard “dog ate it” on tv or what have you. I told the teacher and when she replied something like, “Yeah, I believe that [/sarcasm]” I was upset that she thought I was lying!
That dog eventually ran away… what a shame. I miss that little ole miniature collie.
In grade school, my sister made a 3D map of the moon with flour and water, and left it out to dry overnight. One of the cats jumped up on the kitchen table, and the next morning, the moon had Giant Moon-Cat Paw-Prints all over it.
That reminds me so much of a book I read when I was little - The Werepuppy? I could easily be mistaken, but I think that was the title. There was something about muddy dog pawprint “craters” on a character’s drawing of the moon.