# Hasbro engages in tokenism!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 10, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836 "2017-01-10T21:58:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/1 "2017-01-10T21:58:08Z")

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[Monopoly tokens, that is.](https://consumerist.com/2017/01/10/hasbro-putting-the-fate-of-8-monopoly-tokens-in-hands-of-the-masses/)😃  
It looks like any and/or all of the standard Monopoly tokens could be taken off the board(so to speak), depending on how the votes go. Some of the possible replacements are a rubber ducky, sunglasses, a typewriter, a computer…and a hashtag??

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/2 "2017-01-10T22:17:43Z")

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The thimble isn’t even an option.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/3 "2017-01-10T23:07:49Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> The thimble isn’t even an option.

It’s all politics, man.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/4 "2017-01-11T00:52:04Z")

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You know that the original game didn’t even come with tokens at all, and just encouraged players to use whatever they had lying around the house. That’s the origin of the original set: Such improvised tokens were likely to include a thimble et al.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/5 "2017-01-11T01:07:26Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> The thimble isn’t even an option.

The thimble is there. It’s hidden behind the counter on the silver page on my screen.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/6 "2017-01-11T01:11:55Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> It’s all politics, man.

Thimble politics is the worst.

Oh sweet. A T-Rex, a monster truck and a Jet Ski.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/7 "2017-01-11T01:13:23Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> You know that the original game didn’t even come with tokens at all, and just encouraged players to use whatever they had lying around the house. That’s the origin of the original set: Such improvised tokens were likely to include a thimble et al.

You should have heard the bitching the first time I put a wheelbarrow on the board. But who’s laughing now?

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/8 "2017-01-11T03:29:10Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> You should have heard the bitching the first time I put a wheelbarrow on the board. But who’s laughing now?

Wheelbarrow? That was nothing. When I put my race car on the board, I accidentally crushed the Scottish terrier.

R.I.P. Scotty

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/9 "2017-01-11T13:33:49Z")

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This is just Hasbro’s way of getting attention for themselves, of course.

I’ve never seen a Monopoly game that didn’t end with hurt feelings.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/10 "2017-01-11T15:27:17Z")

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I’ll die if they take away the dog or the wheelbarrow. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/11 "2017-01-11T15:32:10Z")

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I just voted. My only three choices were the dog, wheelbarrow, and horse.

Didn’t there use to be token of a man on a bucking horse?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/12 "2017-01-11T15:55:22Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> I’ll die if they take away the dog or the wheelbarrow. ☹

Or the battleship.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/13 "2017-01-11T16:55:05Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> The thimble is there. It’s hidden behind the counter on the silver page on my screen.

Thanks for pointing that out. I am voting again. Who cares if none of the choices are the same?

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/14 "2017-01-11T17:15:33Z")

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What strikes me about the options is how many are hilariously dated – either obsolete technology (rotary-dial phones, typewriters, pocket watches) or fashion (boots/flip-flops, even the iconic top hat) which are susceptible to becoming dated. Other than the animals, the rest seem to be emoticons and the hashtag – also at risk of going out of style.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/15 "2017-01-11T17:21:20Z")

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I went with four classics (Thimble, Dog, Race car, Wheelbarrow), three new antiques that I thought fit the theme (Victrola, Rotary Phone, Sailboat) and then the Penguin because who doesn’t want to be a penguin?

Edit: Also, as soon as you vote it says “Vote Again!” so I guess you can spend all day at this. Ultimately, we’ll have whatever eight tokens 4Chan decided we should have.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/16 "2017-01-11T17:29:39Z")

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What the heck is a “city boat”? Is that a common term? For some reason, I rarely see boats driving around my city.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/17 "2017-01-11T19:24:50Z")

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I voted penguin, horse, pocket watch, winky smiley, motorcycle, bow tie, clunky cell phone, new car.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/18 "2017-01-11T20:29:33Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> This is just Hasbro’s way of getting attention for themselves, of course.
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> I’ve never seen a Monopoly game that didn’t end with hurt feelings.

I’ve never seen a Monopoly game end.

We usually just got bored and wandered away, or someone started arguing about Free Parking, flipped the board and started a free-for-all.

Seriously, when was the last time you saw someone playing Monopoly?

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/19 "2017-01-12T00:38:44Z")

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Monopoly is a part of Western culture, despite being a game that no one has an interest in playing - once they have tried it for the first time.

Agree with G0spel - I’ve never seen a game end - it just withers away and people get on with more productive things in their life - like cleaning ear-wax or weighing the cat.

But anyway, anyone who doesn’t include the dog in their list of ‘Tokens to be kept’ should be immediately expelled from the human race - thinking back, the most interesting part of playing Monopoly was the argument/fight/tantrum over who was going to be the dog.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hasbro-engages-in-tokenism/776836/20 "2017-01-12T00:46:14Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> What the heck is a “city boat”? Is that a common term? For some reason, I rarely see boats driving around my city.

I just assume it’s one of those settlements from the film _Waterworld_.

ETA: An artificial floating village.

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