# Have a cold one on us! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154 "2000-06-30T13:57:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/21 "2000-06-30T15:16:54Z")
what?!? &\*@#%_&%! AND NEXT TIme^_%^_$%^&%&_@ ::passing out in the corner:: ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/22 "2000-06-30T15:20:10Z")
Lightweight. It’s only 11:20! ---
**Author:** ![Spolvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/23 "2000-06-30T15:25:55Z")
Bartender…another roouund for all of myyy frieeeeennnnnds! ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/24 "2000-06-30T15:29:36Z")
::waking up dissoriented, with a new joy de vive, hoping nobody saw him passed out in the corner:: ::spotting the only girl in the room:: ::somoothing the hair, adjusting the now beer soaked threads:: Hey Baby…you come here often? You know Erik Estrada? I’m his stunt double. ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/25 "2000-06-30T15:30:47Z")
ironic how passing out turned into assing out… I kill myself! chuckle chuckle chuckle ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/26 "2000-06-30T15:30:58Z")
For quoting that movie, **splovy** , you’re gettin’ the good stuff. Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/27 "2000-06-30T15:36:40Z")
Well, damn. I was hoping to pour a shot for at least _one_ staff member before taking off. Oh, well. Somebody tend bar for me, please. I gotta go to a wedding. ---
**Author:** ![Spolvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/28 "2000-06-30T15:50:02Z")
::Spolvy gladly steps up behind the bar, tosses down a shot of Jack with a Tequila chaser and grins wickedly:: Alright Dopers, let the games begin! ::lining shot glasses along the bar, he pours generously from the various bottles at his disposal:: I have no idea what I’ve just poured. It’s kinda like Drunken Roulette. Take a shot, take your chances, and tell us what you got! Happy Friday! ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/29 "2000-06-30T15:53:56Z")
Alright, a party. I have five days off, plenty of liquor, a pig that is about to fulfill it’s destiny, and a shit-load of illegal fireworks. Lets make it a weekend! Heres to all of you. \ And lest we forget. \…To Wally, and a moment of silence…R.I.P. Let the orgy begin. ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/30 "2000-06-30T15:56:56Z")
toga toga togA toGA tOGA TOGA **TOGA** **TOGA!** **TOGA!** **TOGA!** ---
**Author:** ![Spolvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/31 "2000-06-30T16:05:38Z")
VaHermit - an excellent combination for the weekend! What time should we be there? ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/32 "2000-06-30T16:10:32Z")
- it’s 18:07 where I’m posting, pass an alcoholic beverage of sorts and a couple of pretzels. Let’s get theis weekend off to a proper start! S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/33 "2000-06-30T16:15:49Z")
Hell…you’re already 15 minutes late. ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/34 "2000-06-30T16:26:27Z")
Hell, I’m on EST…you’re already 25 minutes late. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/35 "2000-06-30T16:34:54Z")
What the hell, it’s noon SOMEwhere. Somebody toss me an Old Style. As always, mods - here’s to ya. ---
**Author:** ![Spolvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/36 "2000-06-30T16:36:44Z")
damn. Damn. DAMN. Story of my life, but since I’m in CST aren’t I still early? Oh well, here’s a toast… Here’s to you Here’s to me I hope we never disagree. But if we do… F&%k you! 🙂 🙂 Anybody have any more limes? ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/37 "2000-06-30T16:41:35Z")
SORRY…First post timed out, so I posted again. Damn this new system. Anyway, disregard both of the above. It’s now 12:40… no, wait, 12:41… no, wait ##\*%… just get here when you feel like it!! ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/38 "2000-06-30T17:30:21Z")
It is now 6.27pm GMT on Friday evening and I am feeling more than a little woozy. I had several Guinnesses (Guinnessi?) and have only now realised that all I’ve eaten today is toast. I’m in for a loooong evening. ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154/39 "2000-06-30T17:30:49Z")
Tymp I didn’t mean to hijack your thread, I meant to ask you if we could combine our partys, but looking back, I didn’t. I apoligize. One last toast…To Tymp, and to the Admins/Mods of the board, a Happy Fourth to all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-cold-one-on-us/24154.md?page=1)