# Have a Great Fucking Weekend. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 19, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008 "2000-05-19T22:22:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/1 "2000-05-19T22:22:12Z")
Seriously, folks, enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/2 "2000-05-19T22:29:59Z")
What if I don’t _want_ to, fucko? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/3 "2000-05-19T22:45:50Z")
Er, something special about this weekend in particular, Sake? ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/4 "2000-05-19T22:46:18Z")
Oh, you WILL have a good time, and a safe one too! So go shove a goddamn Ricola horn up your ass, Alpine, and blow so hard that shit dribbles out your nose. ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/5 "2000-05-19T22:48:53Z")
Well, andros, there’s something special about each and every one of God’s days isn’t there? Here’s to hoping you have a great couple of days! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/6 "2000-05-19T22:54:52Z")
OK, you wiseguys, who stole **Sake** ’s password? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/7 "2000-05-19T22:57:41Z")
Sake, if you showed your stupid ass in MPSIMS once in a while, you would have known that my girlfriend recently moved to London, and that I only see her every two weeks. I went there last week, which means I’m all by myself in Amsterdam this weekend. No Great Fucking Weekend for me, hence. Inconsiderate bitch. And don’t give me any shit about all those hookers we got here. I know that. ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/8 "2000-05-19T23:00:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, you WILL have a good time, and a safe one too! So go shove a goddamn Ricola horn up your ass, Alpine, and blow so hard that shit dribbles out your nose. LOL! And since is the Pit - I hope you have a fucking great weekend while I’m here trying to clean up the Pepsi I just snorted all over my damn monitor. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/9 "2000-05-19T23:04:05Z")
::blink . . .blink:: Hey, thank you, Sake. And the same back atcha. Enjoy it. -andros- (wondering if I should have the holy water handy) ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/10 "2000-05-19T23:17:40Z")
Fillet If you keep blowing stuff out of your nose, sooner or later you’re gonna lose something you need. 🙂 If you must continue to “projectile” snot, may I suggest you only drink water at your station? It’s a lot more forgiving on the circuit boards. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/11 "2000-05-19T23:22:38Z")
Scwoo you you waskiwy wabbit. hehe Damnit, I should be cleaning house, watering the lawn, doing laundry…BUT I am gonna play on line, well okay I will do some laundry, but I plan on working on the SDMB Men and SDMB Dames pages, go hang out with SingleDad and Mr. Cynical…and I think another, get drunk I am staying in a hotel. Ah shit, I need to call them! Fucking A, I knew I was forgetting something! ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/12 "2000-05-19T23:29:14Z")
Fuck having a great weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/13 "2000-05-19T23:38:02Z")
VaHermit, some people think I’ve already lost my mind, so what have I got left to lose? But I appreciate the water suggestion; I’ve been thinking for a while about alternatives for those “must projectile snot” occasions. Soda _is_ a bit hard on the ol’ nasal passages, too, especially when I go for the one-nostril maximum blast at parties. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/14 "2000-05-20T00:28:26Z")
In the words of the great Satan, lick my bag. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/15 "2000-05-20T01:20:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > In the words of the great Satan, lick my bag. > \*\* Ronald Reagan said _that_? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/16 "2000-05-20T01:33:02Z")
Insert, Sit, rotate ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/17 "2000-05-20T05:05:38Z")
I really don’t give a shit what you syphilitic rat-fuckers think. I’m gonna have a weekend worse than an leaky, infected boil oozing inside my asshole if I damn well want to. And if you don’t like it, you can go teabag a scabbarous goat. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/18 "2000-05-20T05:35:18Z")
Jeez, Billdo. I didn’t think you had it in you. I’m impressed. I do hope you have a nice weekend, and bet $2 on the cutest horse for me, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/19 "2000-05-20T07:15:42Z")
I’m gonna kick all your asses so hard you’ll be flossing your teeths with my shoelaces. BAHAHAHAHAH! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HopelessIdjit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d78d45/32.png) [@HopelessIdjit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HopelessIdjit)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/20 "2000-05-20T09:01:37Z")
Wahoo… Drink my till my liver screams mercy!!! YAY!! Coldfire… If you need a warm body to lay next to I’m here for ya babe!! I’m pretty drunk so don’t throw around that licking the bag thing… as of late… I’ve given up on men and women… but as drunk as I am… i’m getting a little frisky… I gotta lay off this stuff… ::sigh:: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008.md?page=2)