# Have a Great Fucking Weekend. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 19, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008 "2000-05-19T22:22:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/21 "2000-05-20T17:41:23Z")
Have a great weekend fucking. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/22 "2000-05-21T01:29:35Z")
Sake, sweetie, so far my weekend’s been great, and I blame you, ya gaptoothed sack of bloody monkey shit. I can’t seem to find a Ricola horn, though. Sorry to disappoint. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/23 "2000-05-21T13:05:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Sake, sweetie, so far my weekend’s been great, and I blame you, ya gaptoothed sack of bloody monkey shit. I can’t seem to find a Ricola horn, though. Sorry to disappoint. No shit. Thanks to Rotgut Ronin, I’ve had an _incredible_ weekend. I’m even working today, and it’s _still_ one of the best weekends I’ve ever had! I’m sorry, but i blame it all on the OP. If that sister fucker hadn’t of told me to have a great fucking weekend, I’d have been able to relax with my usual shitty attitude about working Saturdays _and_ Sundays. Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is, for some people. Excuse me. I meant to say: Apparently it is, for some yak rimming, mercury freebasing, prison inmate teabagging subhumans. Blow me, Maddog 20/20 Slapfighter, or whatever the fuck your name is. ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/24 "2000-05-22T00:27:02Z")
Oh, that’s good! Rim the lot of you! Weekend’s not over yet and I’m still smashed on Trappist Ale! The hell with the jews, those crazy Belgian monks are God’s chosen people for sure!! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/25 "2000-05-22T16:13:58Z")
Thanks a whole fucking lot. I spent the weekend freezing my balls off in western Pennsylvania on a camping trip. Enjoyed it, though (the trip, not nearly freezing to death). And where was some cutie like **SkySlash** to keep me warm? Hmmm? What’s the point of being on this goddamned board if I can’t even get sex out of it? Sheesh! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/26 "2000-05-22T22:01:14Z")
My, you’re a bitter faggot, aren’t you! This ain’t called The **Straight** Dope for nothin, bub. Take your fruity pitty-fests somewhere else. Do you think I want to have the mental image of two men snuggling together in a sleeping bag, rubbing each other with calamine lotion and river mud while their mustaches freeze together, leaving them in an endless passionate embrace under the northern stars? Well, I don’t. Who wants to have sex with a guy who froze his balls off, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/27 "2000-05-22T22:38:00Z")
Ahhhh, _that_’s the Sake Sam I expect to see. . . ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008/28 "2000-05-23T07:29:05Z")
I’m not sure what came over me. It had something to do with an illusion that all of us, everyone here, was connected and shared primal, yet, complex interconnected emotions and needs. We were 6000 yet one. It won’t happen again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-a-great-fucking-weekend/20008.md?page=1)