# Have Clog Boy translate your favourite insult to Dutch!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-clog-boy-translate-your-favourite-insult-to-dutch/15793>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2000, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-clog-boy-translate-your-favourite-insult-to-dutch/15793 "2000-04-10T11:35:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-clog-boy-translate-your-favourite-insult-to-dutch/15793/61 "2000-04-11T04:01:00Z")

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Coldy, I cannot tell you how hard I laughed reading this. You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar and are a credit to international relations.

I know I missed the cut off, but my time is not my own.Hell, my ass is not my own and I wish the woman that owned it would come and get it because I would really like to be able to wear my old jeans again, dammit!

Where was I? Would you be so kind as to translate one of my favorite retorts.

**The wheel is moving, but the hamster is dead.**

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**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-clog-boy-translate-your-favourite-insult-to-dutch/15793/62 "2000-04-11T04:18:00Z")

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“I don’t think his spinal column actually touches his brain.”

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**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-clog-boy-translate-your-favourite-insult-to-dutch/15793/63 "2000-04-11T05:32:00Z")

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Well thank you Coldfire.

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“Regarding Mount Rushmore: The Black Hills are sacred Indian ground. Imagine the creepy feeling of four leering European faces staring at your ancestors for eternity” -George Carlin

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-clog-boy-translate-your-favourite-insult-to-dutch/15793/64 "2000-04-11T07:06:00Z")

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Woo HOO! Next time someone begins to annoy me, I’ll have a massive string of Dutch to yell at them! YES.

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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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**Author:** ![Smart\_Ass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@Smart\_Ass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smart_Ass)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-clog-boy-translate-your-favourite-insult-to-dutch/15793/65 "2000-04-11T13:43:00Z")

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God curse your unholy mother and the jackal that fucked her.

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