Have I Learned Nothing from Horror Movies?

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@steepone

I was walking home from a party once in a fairly inebriated state and I heard a tapping noise behind me, I turned around and saw that I was being followed by a large billy goat, the tapping was his hooves on the footpath, once I stopped he just wandered into the bushes at the side of the road, I kept walking and didn’t think much about it at the time, but thinking back it could have been the opening to a horror movie.

More than you know.

Goat Porn

My wife and I move to the country from NYC 7 years ago. We bought a farm, a tractor (for mowing the lawn) and a thoroughbred race horse we had rescued at auction. One horse alone is not a good idea though. Being herd animals they need company. After the expense of the farm and our impending marriage we also did not think it prudent to buy another horse. We bought a baby billy-goat from a nearby farm for 20 bucks to keep the horse company. Because we had a farm we also bought 2 dogs a cat, and …

With the empty elevator, you need to be sure that the Invisible Man is not lurking about!