# Have Kids Or Your Marriage Is Annulled!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-kids-or-your-marriage-is-annulled/391384>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 8, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-kids-or-your-marriage-is-annulled/391384 "2007-02-08T18:35:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-kids-or-your-marriage-is-annulled/391384/21 "2007-02-13T13:14:35Z")

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It’s funny how the “they can’t have kids” argument doesn’t imply to the infertile.

I married TWO gay guys and never had children. Does that mean I’ve never been married?

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-kids-or-your-marriage-is-annulled/391384/22 "2007-02-13T14:40:47Z")

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This belongs in that other thread – y’know, the IMHO thread, “What’s the most ignorant thing you ever heard” thread. 'Cuz this is a new winnah!

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-kids-or-your-marriage-is-annulled/391384/23 "2007-02-14T02:48:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Alessan]  
Right. _Three_ times.  
[/QUOTE]

Heck, I voted for Bush at least six times myself. (Perks of working for Diebold …)

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-kids-or-your-marriage-is-annulled/391384/24 "2007-02-14T14:19:19Z")

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[QUOTE=simster]  
I can see the line of questioning now:

Dole Office Clerk: Married?  
Comicus: Yes.  
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a _breeder_!  
Comicus: Hmmmmmm…  
Dole Office Clerk: Did you breed last week?  
Comicus: No.  
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to breed last week?  
Comicus: Yes!  
[/QUOTE]

History of the World, Part I

Damn fine movie.

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