Okay. While aspects of this have been hinted at already, it’s time for me to incur the wrath of the math wonks by presenting what I once immodestly called Bullwinkle’s Axiom:
x / 0 = unsigned infinity
Simple, isn’t it? Here’s my explanation, such as it is:
What happens when you divide a certain number by an increasingly smaller dividend? The quotient gets larger. Consider:
4 / 0.2 = 20
4 / 0.02 = 200
4 / 0.002 = 2000
And so forth. Now it seems to me that if you carry this process to its logical extreme, you wind up having to conclude that 4 / 0.000… would be a really huge number; in fact, infinity.
To put it another way: zero and unsigned infinity are reciprocals.
About the term “unsigned infinity”: I use this because the result of division by zero could be either “negative infinity” or “positive infinity” (if you use negative dividends in the example above, you get negative quotients). I sometimes suspect that whoever declared division by zero impossible was simply freaked out by the fact that it could produce two answers.
Another way to illustrate Bullwinkle’s Axiom:
Consider your basic Cartesian Graph (you know, the thing with the x and y axes). A horizontal line plotted on such a graph has zero slope. As a line tilts away from the horizonal its slope increases (positively or negatively, depending on which way you’re going). As your line gets closer and closer to vertical, the slope gets hugher and hugher. And when the line is vertical it is then said to have - no slope. Huh? Using my previous logic, one would think the thing would have infinite slope (crunch the numbers and you’ll see what I mean). The catch, of course, is that a vertical line describes both infinitely positive slope and infinitely negative slope - the same paradox that apparently led to division by zero being declared immoral, illegal and fattening.
Well, there you have it. x / 0 = unsigned infinity because zero and unsigned infinity are reciprocals of each other. Not the easiest thing to describe. All I can do is suggest you play with the numbers until you achieve enlightenment.
(One final stray thought: it seems appropiate that zero, which is neither positive nor negative, should have a reciprocal that is both.)
Now excuse me while I duck - I know what’s coming from the math wizzes. . . .