# Have We Ever Had  A Holiday Post From Cecil?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382 "2002-12-08T23:45:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/1 "2002-12-08T23:45:46Z")

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Have we?

😃  
Quasi

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**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/2 "2002-12-09T01:21:31Z")

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Yeah! How about a “Happy Holidays” from our beloved Uncle Cecil?

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/3 "2002-12-09T01:23:37Z")

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That would be horribly out of character.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/4 "2002-12-09T02:10:29Z")

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Yeah, someone log in as Cecil and post. 🙂

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**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/5 "2002-12-09T02:20:42Z")

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Posting here just in case he does show up and give us holiday greetings. I have never shared a thread with the Perfect Master before. I think it ups our chances (and is a nice thing to do anyway) if we wish him season’s greetings first. Who wouldn’t respond to holiday cheer from his loyal followers? So…  
Happy Holidays, Cecil! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/6 "2002-12-09T02:48:56Z")

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Cecil can’t post during this time of year. He is to busy checking this big list of his ya see…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/7 "2002-12-09T03:55:52Z")

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Maybe he’s Buddhist. Do the Buddhists have holidays?

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/8 "2002-12-09T04:05:29Z")

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I suppose we could start covering all the holidays that pop up around this time of year, just to be on the safe side.

Merry Mithras! 😃

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/9 "2002-12-09T04:16:37Z")

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No. Cecil’s a [Zen Baptist](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mreligio.html) .  
But a Holiday Greeting by The **Perfect Master** would be nice. ;j

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/10 "2002-12-09T04:24:57Z")

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Yes, it would. Anyone got odds on how likely it is. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/11 "2002-12-09T04:25:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BraheSilver \*  
> \*\*I suppose we could start covering all the holidays that pop up around this time of year, just to be on the safe side.
> 
> Merry Mithras! 😃 \*\*

Blessed Yule! With Cecil as the Oak King.

😉

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/12 "2002-12-09T04:26:51Z")

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Demanding, ungrateful worms! He’s already tapped his meager savings to upgrade the server hardware, and this isn’t enough? He has to use milk instead of half and half in his coffee now. You should be ashamed. So very, very ashamed.

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/13 "2002-12-09T04:55:58Z")

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**astro** , you brown noser. 😉

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/14 "2002-12-09T05:05:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \*  
> \*\*No. Cecil’s a [Zen Baptist](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mreligio.html) . \*\*

That mailbag question was answered by Cafe Society’s own **Eutychus** , not Cecil Adams.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/15 "2002-12-11T00:02:47Z")

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:smack:  
Great Jeggling JooJooBees, Dr. Lao, you’re right.

:o

I missed the obvious.  
My most humblest of apologies to the **Perfect Master**.

:o

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/16 "2002-12-11T00:07:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \*  
> \*\*My most humblest of apologies to the **Perfect Master**.  
> \*\*

Apology accepted.

Oh.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/17 "2002-12-11T00:13:30Z")

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Apologies to you too, Euty. You’re alright in my book.

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/18 "2002-12-11T00:59:55Z")

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It would be nice to hear from the master, when was his last post?

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**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/19 "2002-12-11T01:17:45Z")

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[Here ya go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2547096#post2547096), **Flowerchild**

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-holiday-post-from-cecil/141382/20 "2002-12-11T01:30:02Z")

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What makes the holidays merry? A greeting from our beloved **Cecil** , that’s what! 😃

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