But when the property owner voluntarily leases said property without the proper procedures to protect their legal interests it is not bullshit…its business. Poorly planned business but business. This freeloader did no usurp anything, they paid for that right.
You started it! 
Yeahbut, I was only joking and I didn’t see how wimps had anything to do it. Now if you’d called me grammar nazi I would have completely understood.
Well, I was also only joking 
Well, you may be right. I’ll rethink my position.
:eek: I got one through the armor on Libertarian. So I AM a Jedi
drachillix: When 8600 posts you’ve made, be as smart you will not.
Forthlish funny sounds. SOV it is.
Geeks it get will. Others confused be will.
Germans it get too might.
Stacks powerful are, syntax in even.
( Messing with syntax is fun. 
)
Oh goodie, I still get to keep my geek card.
I was beginning to think I might have to turn it in for not being geek enough, but I am reassured now.
Hey…here’s what you do to a room mate who doesn’t pay their bills (or you just want to get rid of):
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Loudly wake them up real early or real late at night and ask them for your money.
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Whenever they bring a guest over, ask them for your money.
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When they are in the bathroom “tap…tap…tap…I need to talk to you about that money”
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When anyone calls for them, don’t give them the message. As a matter of fact, answer “she/he’s not here” even if they are right next to you. If they use the phone say “I need to make an important call” and then every 10 seconds pick up the other extension and start dialing numbers. Respond “oh I thought you were off”.
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Other than to ask for your money or abuse them, never speak to your roommate, but always be in the same room.
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If they speak to you, roll your eyes and huff as if some homeless person just handed you an old sockpuppet and asked you take care of his “child”.
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Whenever they buy any food for themselves, eat half. Leave the other half out on the table so it spoils, goes flat, whatever.
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“Accidently” play a song they don’t like on “repeat” loudly on your stereo, lock your bedroom door and leave for a few hours (or the weekend).
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When shoveling the driveway, shovel their car in.
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Leave spoiled food in their bedroom trashcan (or under the bed).
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When they aren’t around, break (or simply remove) their bedroom window.
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If they have any pets, release them while yelling “FREEDOM!!!”
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If they post a “love note” on your door (post-it notes with stupid requests like “we need to talk” or “stop stealing my soda”) respond with your own note that says “thank you for bringing this to my attention”…and stick it to their door with a 12" carving knife.
-Fuck it…just kick they door open…grab them by the hair and toss them in the street. Start chucking their shit out the window. Let them try to prove that they lived there.