# Have you been everywhere, man?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 2, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049 "2010-05-02T18:10:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/61 "2010-05-06T17:09:21Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

Summers of traveling through the states with my parents might have made more red if I could remember all the names. They were big on visiting oddly named towns and those with weird roadside attractions.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/62 "2010-05-06T17:56:41Z")

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> [@Moonlitherial](#):
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> They were big on visiting oddly named towns and those with weird roadside attractions.

I’d like to get back to Trees of Mystery someday.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/63 "2010-05-06T19:04:00Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I’d like to get back to Trees of Mystery someday.

I’ve been there, man!

Oh yeah, from Weird Al’s “Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota”:

Oh, we couldn’t wait to get there  
So we drove straight through for three whole days and nights  
Of course, we stopped for more pickled weiners now and then  
The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could’ve seen it  
But you can’t see out of the side of the car  
Because the windows are completely covered  
With the decals of all the place where we’ve already been

There’s Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum,  
The Boll Weevil Monument, and Cranberry World,  
The Shuffleboard Hall Of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock,  
And The Mecca of Albino Squirrels  
We’ve been to ghost towns, theme parks, wax museums,  
And a place where you can drive through the middle of a tree  
We’ve seen alligator farms and tarantula ranches,  
But there’s still one thing we gotta see

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/64 "2010-05-06T19:05:04Z")

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Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota  
Dayton, Louisiana, Washington  
Crater Lake  
Davenport, Idaho  
Pittsburgh, Ellensburg  
Kalamazoo

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/65 "2010-05-06T20:22:35Z")

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**Reno, Chicago,** Fargo, Minnesota, **Buffalo, Toronto,** Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, **Tulsa** , Ottawa, **Oklahoma** , Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, **Baltimore** , Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

**Boston** , **Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston** , Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, **Little Rock** , Oskaloosa,  
**Tennessee** , Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

**Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville** , Ombabika, Shefferville, J **acksonville, Waterville** , Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, **Springfield** , Bakersfield, **Shreveport** , Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

**Pittsburgh** , Parkersburg, Gravellburg, **Colorado** , Ellensburg, Rexburg, **Vicksburg** , Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
**Opelika** , Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

I have been in the bolded cities. Been in many Springfields and Louisvilles

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/66 "2010-05-06T20:35:38Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

So, 26 for me. I feel like I’ve been to Tulsa, but I honestly can’t remember when that would have been, so I left it off.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/67 "2010-05-07T18:01:59Z")

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Reno, **Chicago** , **Fargo** , Minnesota, **Buffalo** , Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
**Wichita** , **Tulsa** , Ottawa, **Oklahoma** , **Tampa** , Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, **Baltimore** , Salvador, **Amarillo** , Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

**Boston** , Charleston, Dayton, **Louisiana** , Washington, **Houston** , Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, **Little Rock** , Oskaloosa,  
**Tennessee** , Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, **Grand Lake** , Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, **Nashville** , Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, **Jacksonville** , Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, **Springfield** , Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, **Pasadena** , Catalina. See what I mean!

**Pittsburg** , Parkersburg, Gravellburg, **Colorado** , Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, **Kansas City** , Sioux City, Cedar City, **Dodge City**. What a pity!

Now to be fair: While I’ve been to Fargo, Buffalo and Grand Lake; the ones I’ve been to are in Oklahoma. My Springfield visit was in Missouri, and my Pittsburg visit was in Kansas. (Yes, there is no ‘H’ and the end of the Kansas version of Pittsburg.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/68 "2010-05-07T18:06:02Z")

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Reno,Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

10 - notsomuch?

Impressed so many (well, at least 3) have been to Mattawa… why?! “Going to North Bay” is all I can come up with … 😉

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/69 "2010-05-07T18:20:42Z")

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> [@ThePylon](#):
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> Impressed so many (well, at least 3) have been to Mattawa… why?! “Going to North Bay” is all I can come up with … 😉

I still wonder if he was referring to Mattawa, Washington, or Mattawa, Ontario.

Ellensburg, WA is the only Ellensburg that comes up on Wikipedia, so I assume that’s the one he meant (Ellensburg also has a big annual rodeo).

Spirit Lake … there are two towns by that name, in Idaho and Iowa; 5 actual lakes by that name, in Iowa, South Dakota, Washington, Utah, and Yukon Territories, Canada.

Hmm. And a crapload of [Bangors](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangor), all over the world.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/70 "2010-05-07T19:08:16Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/71 "2010-05-07T20:40:00Z")

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**Reno, Chicago,** Fargo, **Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita,** Tulsa, \*\*Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, \*\*La Paloma,  
Bangor, **Baltimore,** Salvador, **Amarillo,** Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

**Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston,** Kingston, Texarkana,  
**Monterey,** Ferraday, \*\*Santa Fe, \*\*Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, **Little Rock,** Oskaloosa,  
**Tennessee,** Hennessey, \*\*Chicopee, \*\*Spirit Lake, **Grand Lake,** Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

**Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville,** Ombabika, Shefferville, \*\*Jacksonville, **Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, **Springfield, \*\*Bakersfield, Shreveport,** Hackensack, **Cadillac, Fond Du Lac,** Davenport,**  
\*\*Idaho, **Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina,** Pasadena, \*\*Catalina. See what I mean!

**Pittsburgh,** Parkersburg, Gravellburg, **Colorado,** Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, **Nebraska, Alaska, \*\*  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo,** Kalamazoo, Kansas City,\*\* Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

I’ve also toted my pack on the dusty Winnamucca Road, for a total of 44 places mentioned in the song.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/72 "2010-05-08T04:21:15Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Last time we did this, I was the only person who’d been to Wawa.
> 
> Wawa, hitchhikers twilight zone.

You mean Wawa, Ontario? I’ve been there. Spent the night in a motel there on a trip from Ohio to Toronto. But it is not in the song anywhere, so it doesn’t count.

And on that note:

Chicago, Minnesota, Toronto, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Bangor, Baltimore  
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Santa Fe, Tennessee, Grand Lake  
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Jacksonville, Springfield, Bakersfield, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport, Idaho  
Pittsburgh, Colorado, Vicksburg, Nebraska, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Souix City, Cedar City

Only 36, I obviously need to travel more.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/73 "2010-05-08T04:57:36Z")

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**John**?

I gotta tell ya’: I have this big ol’ shit-eatin’ grin on my face, that you created this thread.

It’s always been a favorite of mine, even when I heard it from **Hank Snow**.

(Shup, y’all! 🙂 Yeah, I’m THAT old, and hopin’ to be old enough to talk about JR, The Beatles, The Stones and a bunch of others when we finally get to “Soylent Green” stage!:D)

I’m just thinkin’: One would have to be pretty much “sober” to sing that song, dontcha’ll think? 😉

And yeah, I KNOW there’s other folks who remember Hank Snow, (Man what a rug, dude! Damn thing looked like a beaver movin’ around up there everytime he’d wrinkle his brow!:D) I just seem to have some kinda damn encylopedic knowledge.

Sometimes it’s a blessing, but most times it’s a curse:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8jJq4rBsZc)

Your Friend,

Quasimodem

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/74 "2010-05-08T05:36:24Z")

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Just a few, but I’ve been to more places than this.

Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Crow, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/75 "2010-05-08T10:37:00Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

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none!

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Don’t I feel silly!

Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City.

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Reno, **Chicago** , Fargo, **Minnesota** , Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, **Sarasota** ,  
**Wichita** , Tulsa, Ottawa, **Oklahoma** , **Tampa** , Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, **Baltimore** , Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

**Boston** , **Charleston** , Dayton, **Louisiana** , **Washington,** Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
**Tennessee** , Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

**Louisville** , Nashville, **Knoxville** , Ombabika, Shefferville, **Jacksonville** , Waterville, Costa Rica,  
**Pittsfield** , **Springfield** , Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
**Idaho** , Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

**Pittsburgh** , Parkersburg, Gravellburg, **Colorado** , Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

Looks like I got an even 20.

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Reno, \*\*Chicago, \*\*Fargo, **Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto,** Winslow, Sarasota,  
**Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama,** Mattawa, La Paloma,  
**Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,** Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

**Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,**  
Monterey, Ferraday, **Santa Fe,** Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, **Little Rock,** Oskaloosa,  
**Tennessee,** Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

**Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville,** Ombabika, Shefferville, **Jacksonville,** Waterville, **Costa Rica,**  
Pittsfield, **Springfield,** Bakersfield, **Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac,** Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, \*\*Argentina, \*\*Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

**Pittsburgh,** Parkersburg, Gravellburg, \*\*Colorado, \*\*Ellensburg, Rexburg, **Vicksburg,** Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, **Alaska,**  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, **Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City.**

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> [@NBYodo](#):
>
> original version: Ottawa  
> alternate version: Tamborine, Wollongong, Geelong, Coolangatta, Dandenong.
> 
> And I’m originally from Canada!

The Australian version is the original. (And must be very east coast centric or something because I’ve been to a lot of Australia, but not to many places listed in the song.)

I’d do better with the NZ version.

Kaparoa, Whangaroa, Akaroa, Motueka, Taramoa, Benmore, Pongaroa, Horoeka, Rimutaka, Te Karaka, **Whangarei** , Nuhaka, Waimahaka, Motuhura, Waikaka, Motunui, Hokonui, Papanui, Wainui, Matawai, Rongotai, Pikowai

**Woodville** , Dargaville, Lumsden, Katikati, Naseby, Cambridge, Porirua, Mararoa, **Hastings** , Tikitiki, **Tauranga** , **Auckland** , Naenae, Waitaha, **Hamilton** , Poroporo, **Taupo** , **Timaru, Oamaru** , Tihoi, Awanui, **Wanganui** , Pauanui

**Featherston** , **Palmerston** , Woolston, Te Awamutu, Riverton, **Queenstown** , **Picton** , Ohinemutu, Morere, Korere, **Rotorua** , **Kaikoura** , Matamata, Ruakura, Ikamatua, Papakura, Waitaki, Pukaki, **Taranaki,** Te Kauwhata, Ropata, Ikowai, Waitemata

Ruatoki, Matahura, Taupiri, Maketu, Kyeburn, Sowburn, Wedderburn, Mossburn, Washdyke, Arawhata, Paparoa, Kaponga, Teraha, Thames, Kerikeri, Kokoma, Tapanui, Porinui, Tawanui, Otahuhu, Ruatapu, **Mosgiel** , Whareroa

**Kapiti** , Ngawaka, Onepu, Reporoa, Tongariro, Tomoana, Renwick, Papamoa, **Karitane,** Oxford, Parihaka, Karetu, Coalgate, Whitecliffs, Urenui, Mamaku, Waimea, Waharoa, Dannevirke, Ngahere, Gordonton, Kingston, Oban

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