# Have you been everywhere, man?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 2, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049 "2010-05-02T18:10:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GeekinTexas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@GeekinTexas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GeekinTexas)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/81 "2013-02-05T19:34:55Z")

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Interesting how many people copied “Pickle Cros” and a couple even corrected the spelling to “Pickle Cross” although as far as I know, there’s no such city, and it’s certainly not in the song, at least Johnny Cash’s version.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/82 "2013-02-05T19:52:59Z")

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Please note that this zombie thread is almost three years old.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/83 "2013-02-05T20:18:11Z")

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_Zombies everywhere, man  
Zombies everywhere, man  
Grabbin’ at my hair, man  
Tryin’ to eat me rare, man  
Enough of that glassy stare, man!  
Zombies everywhere_

Nevertheless, there’s been time for people to have gone to more places.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/84 "2013-02-05T20:31:00Z")

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Places where I’ve set foot on the ground, at a minimum:

Chicago, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto  
Ottawa

Boston, Louisiana, Washington, Kingston

Idaho

Colorado  
Opelika, Waterloo

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/85 "2013-02-05T22:10:41Z")

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Reno, [COLOR=darkgreen]Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,[/COLOR]  
[COLOR=darkgreen]Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, [/COLOR]  
Bangor, [COLOR=darkgreen]Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=darkgreen]Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana, [/COLOR]  
Monterey, Ferraday, [COLOR=darkgreen]Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa, [/COLOR][COLOR=darkgreen]Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake! [/COLOR]

[COLOR=darkgreen]Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica, [/COLOR][COLOR=darkgreen]Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, [/COLOR]Davenport, Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

[COLOR=darkgreen]Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado, [/COLOR]Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, [COLOR=darkgreen]Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, [/COLOR]  
Opelika, Baraboo, [COLOR=darkgreen]Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity![/COLOR]

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/86 "2013-02-05T22:17:40Z")

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Chicago, Fargo (Oklahoma 🆒 ), Buffalo (Oklahoma:cool:),  
Wichita, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Tampa,  
Baltimore, Amarillo

Boston, Charleston, Louisiana, Washington(State and DC), Houston, Texarkana,  
Little Rock,  
Tennessee, Hennessey (uh… Oklahoma, again. 🆒), Grand Lake (Yep, the one in Oklahoma 🆒)

Nashville, Knoxville, Jacksonville, Pasadena

Pittsburgh (How about Pittsburg KS? yes it’s spelled that way), Colorado, Kansas City, Dodge City.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/87 "2013-02-05T22:26:07Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/88 "2013-02-05T23:48:27Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> _Zombies everywhere, man  
> Zombies everywhere, man  
> Grabbin’ at my hair, man  
> Tryin’ to eat me rare, man  
> Enough of that glassy stare, man!  
> Zombies everywhere_…

Love it!

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/89 "2013-02-05T23:49:18Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/90 "2013-02-06T02:07:33Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Buffalo, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma.

Charleston, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Texarkana, Santa Fe, Little Rock, Tennessee, Crater Lake.

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Springfield, Shreveport, Davenport, Idaho.

Colorado, Larrimore, Nebraska, Opelika, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/91 "2013-02-06T03:20:31Z")

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Reno, **Chicago** , Fargo, **Minnesota** , Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, **Sarasota** ,  
**Wichita** , Tulsa, Ottawa, **Oklahoma** , **Tampa** , Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, **Baltimore** , Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

**Boston** , **Charleston** , Dayton, **Louisiana** , **Washington** , Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
**Tennessee** , Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

**Louisville,** Nashville, **Knoxville** , Ombabika, Shefferville, **Jacksonville** , Waterville, Costa Rica,  
**Pittsfield** , **Springfield** , Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
**Idaho** , Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, **Pasadena** , Catalina. See what I mean!

**Pittsburgh** , Parkersburg, Gravellburg, **Colorado** , Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, **Kansas City** , Sioux City, Cedar City, **Dodge City**. What a pity!

1. A bit less than everywhere.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/92 "2013-02-06T03:34:56Z")

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> [@antechinus](#):
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> But I’ve never been to me.

But have you been undressed by kings and seen some things that a woman ain’t supposed to see?

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/93 "2013-02-06T04:50:01Z")

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Reno, **Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow,** Sarasota,  
**Wichita, Tulsa,** Ottawa, **Oklahoma, Tampa,** Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, **Baltimore,** Salvador, **Amarillo,** Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, **Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington,** Houston, Kingston, **Texarkana,**  
**Monterey,** Ferraday, **Santa Fe,** Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, **Little Rock,** Oskaloosa,  
**Tennessee,** Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, **Grand Lake,** Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

**Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville,** Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, **Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,** Hackensack, Cadillac, **Fond Du Lac, Davenport,**  
**Idaho,** Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, **Catalina.** See what I mean!

**Pittsburgh,** Parkersburg, Gravellburg, **Colorado, Ellensburg,** Rexburg, **Vicksburg, Eldorado,**  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, **Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,**  
Opelika, **Baraboo,** Waterloo, \*\*Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, \*\*Cedar City, **Dodge City.** What a pity!

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/94 "2013-02-06T07:52:34Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/95 "2013-02-06T08:12:19Z")

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I’ve been to a few of those places and a few other places as well.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/96 "2013-02-07T01:02:24Z")

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**Chicago O’Hare  
Tulsa; Oklahoma**  
Baltimore; Amarillo

**Charleston, WV; Louisiana  
Washington, DC; Houston; Texarkana**

Monterey, CA; **Santa Fe;** Tallapoosa, GA; **Little Rock  
Tennessee; Grand Lake, OK**

Nashville, AR; **Nashville, TN;** Knoxville, TN; Jacksonville, AR; **Costa Rica;** Springfield, MO; **Shreveport**

Pasadena

\*\*Pittsburg, KS; Colorado; \*\*Vicksburg; \*\*El Dorado, AR

Kansas City, KS; Kansas City, MO\*\*

24 hours + in the bolded ones. You just know they’re singing about Pittsburg, home of the Gorillas. On Preview looks like I need to see more places.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/97 "2013-02-07T01:35:02Z")

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Reno, [COLOR=red]Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla[/COLOR], and Padilla.

[COLOR=red]Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,  
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity![/COLOR]

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/98 "2013-02-07T02:07:44Z")

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Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,  
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,  
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,  
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, [COLOR=“darkred”]Little Rock, Oskaloosa, [/COLOR]Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake, Crater Lake. For Pete’s sake!

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,  
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport,  
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina. See what I mean!

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,  
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,  
Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City. What a pity!

Probably been to some of the others as I spend a lot of time on the road.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/99 "2013-02-07T03:05:11Z")

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> [@GeekinTexas](#):
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> Interesting how many people copied “Pickle Cros” and a couple even corrected the spelling to “Pickle Cross” although as far as I know, there’s no such city, and it’s certainly not in the song, at least Johnny Cash’s version.

I guess it’s Pickle Crow.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-been-everywhere-man/538049/100 "2013-02-07T03:42:42Z")

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in the U.S. and 4 Canadian prov.

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