# Have you ever been naked in your office? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 26, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461 "2012-07-26T16:26:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/21 "2012-07-26T17:38:24Z")
From the waist up, often. When I was breastfeeding, I pumped in my office, four times a day. Usually, I just opened my shirt or pulled it up, but while I was still getting the hang of it, I did have to take it off completely a couple of times. From the waist down, once. Never you mind. But all at once? Not that I can recall, no. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@Mister\_Owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Owl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/22 "2012-07-26T17:38:53Z")
Buck naked, multiple times. And not just to change my clothes or clean up. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/23 "2012-07-26T17:57:38Z")
> [@Mister\_Owl](#): > > Buck naked, multiple times. And not just to change my clothes or clean up. Do tell! ---
**Author:** ![heater2000ca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@heater2000ca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heater2000ca)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/24 "2012-07-26T18:10:48Z")
Amateurs … I’ve been naked in my cubicle! (We had a power outage at work, and I couldn’t bear going into the dark washroom to change into my walking-home clothes - and yes, I even changed underwear. But to be honest, there wasn’t another person within 40 feet - my area of the building was very sparsely populated) ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/25 "2012-07-26T18:11:38Z")
and I wasn’t alone. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/26 "2012-07-26T18:36:35Z")
Although I’ve changed at work, it was always in a locker room, shower room, or bathroom. Even when I’ve had an office, it’s either shared or has a glass window. Often I’ve only hsad a cubicle. So I’ve never changed in an office. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/27 "2012-07-26T18:45:40Z")
Sex with my wife once at the office. I don’t think I was really “naked” at the time. probably had my shirt on, and maybe socks. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/28 "2012-07-26T19:27:48Z")
No, but not for a lack of trying. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/29 "2012-07-26T19:28:05Z")
I’m naked right now! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/30 "2012-07-26T19:34:11Z")
An interesting question would be “Have you been naked in someone else’s office other than for a medical exam/procedure?” ---
**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/31 "2012-07-26T19:49:16Z")
I’ve been naked in the office fitness center showers and locker room, does that count? There were multiple businesses in the building, the fitness center was in the basement, so aside from being in the same building I suppose I was technically not in the office (i.e., the office suite) anymore. My office suite was several floors up. Although I did run into co-workers in the locker room on a semi-regular basis. It wasn’t any weirder than any other locker room (for me, anyway, dunno if my co-workers felt the same). (Didn’t vote, didn’t know if you’d consider this Yes, No, or Other.) ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/32 "2012-07-26T19:55:33Z")
I haven’t, but my co-worker was when I gave her a hot oil massage on the floor (she was on a beach towel). ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/33 "2012-07-26T20:04:21Z")
Yes, and I still have the pictures somewhere (my wife and I thought it would be something fun on a Saturday). ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@Mister\_Owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Owl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/34 "2012-07-26T21:29:46Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Do tell! I’ve had sex with my girlfriend in my office more than once, but I’m not going to write something that will sound like a Penthouse Adviser entry. Is sex in the office really that uncommon? ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/35 "2012-07-26T21:34:21Z")
> [@Mister\_Owl](#): > > I’ve had sex with my girlfriend in my office more than once, but I’m not going to write something that will sound like a Penthouse Adviser entry. > > Is sex in the office really that uncommon? Sex in the office is common enough, I’m sure. But I am not sure how many people get completely naked for office sex. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/36 "2012-07-26T21:41:26Z")
No. My office has glass walls. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@Mister\_Owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Owl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/37 "2012-07-26T21:41:47Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Sex in the office is common enough, I’m sure. But I am not sure how many people get completely naked for office sex. I sleep here sometimes and even keep an air mattress, sheets, blankets and pillows on hand. I would probably keep a set of PJs as well but I never wear them. Why not be as comfortable as possible? It does help if you are more or less the boss. I will add this much titillation though, the first time she wasn’t my girlfriend and yeah, we just removed enough. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/38 "2012-07-26T21:45:46Z")
Only in my nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/39 "2012-07-26T21:46:09Z")
Yes, but I was telecommuting at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/40 "2012-07-26T21:54:20Z")
Once, after the Comic-Con, and on a Sunday, when I was the only one in the entire building… I wore a “Daredevil” superhero outfit to work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461.md?page=3)