# Have you ever been naked in your office? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 26, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461 "2012-07-26T16:26:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/41 "2012-07-27T00:07:46Z")
When I voted, no. But as of a few minutes ago, yes. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/42 "2012-07-27T00:20:50Z")
Yes, and for the same reason as the OP. My classroom is right off the faculty parking lot, so several of the teachers who ride with the Mountain Bike team change in my room if the debate team isnā€™t practising late that day. Personally Iā€™ve been down to my skivvies while changing pants, but never starkers. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/43 "2012-07-27T02:13:36Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Sex with my wife once at the office. I donā€™t think I was really ā€œnakedā€ at the time. probably had my shirt on, and maybe socks. Same here. Well, not \*\*his \*\*wife. \*\*My \*\*wife. More than once. So itā€™s not the same. Itā€™s different. And more. ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/44 "2012-07-27T02:20:59Z")
Down to my underwear while changing for after-work activities, but never completely bare. ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/45 "2012-07-27T02:27:44Z")
I voted ā€˜otherā€™ because I have never had my own office. I am pretty sure if I ever had an office, I would be voting ā€˜yesā€™. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/46 "2012-07-27T02:29:39Z")
When I used to walk at lunch, I would change into walking clothes. After my walk I would change back into dry underwear and my morning work clothes. So yes, Iā€™ve been nude at work. Got a door to my office though, so I was alone. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/47 "2012-07-27T02:33:11Z")
I work from home, so the answer is yes - constantly. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/48 "2012-07-27T02:36:46Z")
No, but I have been naked in _your_ office. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/49 "2012-07-27T02:44:24Z")
Iā€™ve been naked in random customers basements, backyards, sheds, etc . I keep a change of clothes for particularly wet or dirty jobs. I prefer to not stain up vehicles so like to change before leaving. Been naked in my office too. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/50 "2012-07-27T02:52:22Z")
I work in a lab. Nakedness is not recommended. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/51 "2012-07-27T03:00:19Z")
I used to work in porn. I was almost the only one who had never done so. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/52 "2012-07-27T03:12:31Z")
Yes, Iā€™ve been naked in my office several times. Of course I work at home. ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/53 "2012-07-27T07:03:30Z")
Iā€™m naked all the time! Under my clothes ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/54 "2012-07-27T13:22:28Z")
Last year, for a period of 8 weeks, I slept in my office 5 nights a week due to a transportation issue (and a wife being a \*\*\*\* issue). I referred to it as my trial separation. It has made this yearā€™s real separation much easier. ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/55 "2012-07-27T15:08:30Z")
No. Shirtless, yes, in the bathroom after having a bra malfunction, but thatā€™s as far as it went. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/56 "2012-07-27T19:21:50Z")
Whatā€™s the point of even _having_ a windowless office with a lockable door, if not to get naked, have sex, and/or masturbate? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/57 "2012-07-27T20:57:48Z")
Define ā€œoffice,ā€ please. If itā€™s synonymous with the entirety of oneā€™s workplace, then Iā€™ve been naked here many times; we have space on campus for workouts and a shower to keep people from having to go back to work bottomless. If youā€™re talking about an _office_ office, then never quite naked. But when I worked at my first Sears I happened to have one of the few privates offices, and I had sex there once. I didnā€™t get completely naked, but all the important bits were exposed. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/58 "2012-07-27T23:53:08Z")
I was thinking more ā€œoffice officeā€ ā€“ i.e., oneā€™s personal workspace ā€“ rather than the more broadly defined ā€œplace of employment.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/59 "2012-07-28T00:40:23Z")
I work in the childrenā€™s department of a library, and our workspace is open stations, so being caught buck naked there would result in a major shit storm. I wonā€™t even change my shirt at my workstation. A complicating factor is that I am the only male member (har!) of a 13 person crew. We have restrooms for changing and screwing and whatnot. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461/60 "2012-07-28T13:51:30Z")
All the time. My office is my bedroom, or my bedroom is my office. At least until the house guests from hell leave and I get the guest bedroom back. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-been-naked-in-your-office/629461.md?page=4)