After my divorce, I had the joy to live in section 8 housing for a few years. Most of the people there were good people, lviving their lives, saying ‘hi’ when you passed them outside, etc. As with most things, it took only a handful of people to make life holy hell for everyone else.
Each building was a set up two up, two down apartments, all four doors adjacent to the street. Three of every four were tax-assist; I had the market-rate one because my three jobs gave me enough income that I didn’t qualify for the assist rates. Retired couple downstairs from me were all right; couple upstairs in the apt next to mine were dealing crack; couple downstairs kitty-corner from me were into the whole domestic violence scene (they gave each other as good as the other got). Thanks to the drug dealers, I had people trying to get into my apartment every evening/night for a couple of years, until the dealers were evicted.
The one time I called the cops, though, was when some prince charming was beating on my door, drunk, screaming at me to open the fuck up so he could beat some sense into me. When I went to look through the door’s peep hole, he slammed his hand over it, and helpfully let me know that I knew exactly who he was, bitch.
Huh. Admittedly, I thought it was my ex at first, as he had threatened on numerous occasions until I blocked his phone and email that he was going to track me down and beat the shit out of me, but it turns out this gentleman was a stranger to me. While I was speaking to the police, he was kicking and punching at the door, throwing himself against it shoulder-first, and loudly letting me know that I was a cunt, bitch, whore, and that he was going to kill me when he got inside. He was so loud the cop down the phone could hear all of it.
Then, all of a sudden, the guy stops all the pounding, and says, more or less, ‘Oh, shit! Shit shit shit! Er…he he he, hi, lady? Um, wow. So sorry – ha ha, I’m at the wrong apartment! I meant to be over at the B apartment in the next building. He he, jeez. Wow – so ha ha, don’t call the police or anything, just playing around,ok? Ha ha, bye’
He seriously attempted to change from psycho to chummily apologetic ‘Oops, tra laa, wowser, so sorry!’
I phoned the police back and let them know the dude had moved on to beat the shit out of the woman in the next apartment. The police did stop by my apartment for a follow up.
While I was living there, someone called the police on me, but not on me – domestic violence lady downstairs had called the cops on her guy so many times that the cops had stopped coming to her address, so she gave them mine instead.
So I had cops at the door asking me about my non-existant husband, and if I wasn’t married, why did I call them to tell them that my husband had kidnapped my kids? The two officers were giving me holy hell and reading me the riot act about wasting police business when she poked her head out of the door and said, ‘Heh, I’m actually the one who called you.’
Thanks, lady. Also thanks for the multiple times you hit my car because you couldn’t parallel park for toffee.
The cops were always coming into that street in the last year or so before I finally got out.