# Have you ever chose masturbation over actual sex? (possible TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 1, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883 "2011-09-01T20:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![goldmund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a4c791/32.png) [@goldmund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goldmund)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883/21 "2011-09-03T04:38:08Z")
Choose masturbation over pursuing sex? Sure, all the time. Choose it over sex when sex is available? Never. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883/22 "2011-09-03T05:05:44Z")
Well, sometimes sex isn’t as convenient. Like this one time, my wife was in the frozen foods aisle and I was over in pasta… ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883/23 "2011-09-03T05:12:26Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Well, sometimes sex isn’t as convenient. Like this one time, my wife was in the frozen foods aisle and I was over in pasta… Makeshift aisle glory hole when you move the farfalle aside. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883/24 "2011-09-03T05:16:15Z")
What? No comment yet on awesome poster name/thread topic? Shake it, baby. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883/25 "2011-09-03T05:18:42Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Makeshift aisle glory hole when you move the farfalle aside. Wouldn’t work for me. I don’t like wandering more than two or three isles away from whoever I’m shopping with. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883/26 "2011-09-03T06:03:16Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I’m outraged and disgusted by this thread! > What is this doing in this division? It ought to be in the Pit! > > Since when do we say “_have chose_”? Have our standards here at the SDMB fallen so low that someone can **sullen** a perfectly good thread on masturbation with poor grammar? > TMI, indeed! (Bolding mine) Sullen? Really? You bitch about grammar and leave us with this? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883/27 "2011-09-03T13:25:20Z")
**appleciders** : I’m proofing like a motherfucker!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-chose-masturbation-over-actual-sex-possible-tmi/594883.md?page=1)