# Have You Ever Commited Beastiality? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 30, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419 "2009-11-30T02:38:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/21 "2009-11-30T04:19:55Z")
Does the squid count? ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/22 "2009-11-30T04:21:52Z")
If you use a lambskin condom, is that bestiality _and_ necrophilia? ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/23 "2009-11-30T05:08:19Z")
What about if you take a raw brisket of beef, make a hole lengthwise down the middle, then use that as a masturbatory aid? Didn’t know about the Asperger’s, which actually makes a lot of sense. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/24 "2009-11-30T05:17:41Z")
Does it count if I’ve been with girls that I consider bitches? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/25 "2009-11-30T05:19:30Z")
I have some degree of assburgers. I do not do bestiality. But I _loooove_ to pet cats (my own [kitty](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2804/4061359848_d92a186234_o.jpg) or others’) and speak to them in silly high-pitched cheezburger talk. And I don’t care who sees or hears me doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Cesario](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@Cesario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cesario)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/26 "2009-11-30T05:25:41Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > Are you serious? Who the hell is going to say “yes” to this? It’s not as though people haven’t been open about stranger things. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/27 "2009-11-30T05:28:48Z")
Does **oldscratch** still post here? ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/28 "2009-11-30T05:30:28Z")
> [@Cesario](#): > > It’s not as though people haven’t been open about stranger things. Ok, that was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/29 "2009-11-30T05:45:03Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > Are you serious? Who the hell is going to say “yes” to this? You mean besides **Hal Briston**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/30 "2009-11-30T05:47:25Z")
When I’m sprawled on the couch, sometimes my cat likes to snuggle between my legs. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/31 "2009-11-30T05:48:12Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Does **oldscratch** still post here? [**oldscratch**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) has not posted since 2005. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/32 "2009-11-30T05:51:14Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > [**oldscratch**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) has not posted since 2005. Was he a self professed bestialist? ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/33 "2009-11-30T07:38:14Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Does it count if I’ve been with girls that I consider bitches? I hardly think that’s a necessary technicality coming from a self-declared beesexual. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/34 "2009-11-30T09:47:14Z")
I gotta come clean. I once got bit by a mosquito right on the chocolate starfish!! So if M to A from an insect counts… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/35 "2009-11-30T11:53:48Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Does it count if I’ve been with girls that I consider bitches? If insects count, you seem to be into the group thing.😃 > [@manila](#): > > I gotta come clean. > > I once got bit by a mosquito right on the chocolate starfish!! > > So if M to A from an insect counts… Win. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/36 "2009-11-30T12:13:59Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Does the squid count? Not if it was a Prairie Squid. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/37 "2009-11-30T13:45:21Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > If you use a lambskin condom, is that bestiality _and_ necrophilia? No, that’s just beating a dead horse. _rimshot_ ---
**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/38 "2009-11-30T13:51:46Z")
Are people who practice animal husbandry committing a sanctioned form of bestiality? IANA animal breeder, but doesn’t it often involve jacking off the male animal to inseminate the female? Some of the broader definitions of bestiality are as simple as “sexual relations between a human and an animal”. I suspect that most breeders aren’t getting their jollies from the contact though. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/39 "2009-11-30T13:57:10Z")
This one time at 4H club… ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-commited-beastiality/519419/40 "2009-11-30T14:22:02Z")
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