# Have you ever dreamed of posting on the Straight Dope?

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**Created:** [November 7, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607 "2008-11-07T07:31:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/1 "2008-11-07T07:31:34Z")

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So I was having a dream where I was working with the President of France (craziest dreams I had. Involving parts of Venus crashing into the South China Sea, creating mutant mecha-like life-forms and secret rooms within motel containing billions-year old clay tablets and scale models of cities).

Then I dreamed I logged onto the Straight Dope, and there, in the IMHO forum, is a thread “What do you think of the French President?”

My reply. “I am now staying with him. He wakes up real early. Probably planning an invasion.”

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**Author:** ![Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/13edae/32.png) [@Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interconnected_Series_of_Tubes)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/2 "2008-11-07T07:50:43Z")

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For years - until September.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/3 "2008-11-07T11:22:03Z")

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I have had the Dope in my dreams before now (once or twice), but darn it – not with that much imagination, **CrazyChop**! (What on earth were you eating before that one?)

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/4 "2008-11-07T11:45:13Z")

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They don’t call him CrazyChop for nothing.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/5 "2008-11-07T16:24:05Z")

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I have, but I dream about a lot of things I do during the day. The worst was when I worked at KFC and would dream I was working all night, especially after a double. Those weren’t very restful nights!

> [@Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](#):
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> For years - until September.

Well played!

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/6 "2008-11-07T19:16:55Z")

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Oh, heck yeah. I dream about work and I dream about the Dope, and I’ve dreamed about posting to the Dope from work before. Seriously.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/7 "2008-11-07T19:59:04Z")

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> [@Daithi\_Lacha](#):
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> I’ve dreamed about posting to the Dope from work before. Seriously.

Sleeping on the job, eh?

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/8 "2008-11-07T20:01:37Z")

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On the list of things that I’ve had dreams about, posting on the Dope isn’t even on the list of the interesting things, but I’ve done it.

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/9 "2008-11-07T21:24:21Z")

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Once, though it involved delirium in a hospital. Eventually I passed out and dreamed I was trying to post, only to discover the place had been taken over by trolls.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/10 "2008-11-07T21:25:24Z")

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“Living the dream, Jerry! Living the dream!”

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**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/11 "2008-11-09T07:25:33Z")

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I dreamed I was posting in my Maidenform Bra!

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/12 "2008-11-14T16:53:44Z")

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Ok, I had a Dope dream last night. In my dream I posted two celebrity death threads, one for Keith Olbermann and one for Horatio Sanz. I don’t remember any more details besides the fact that I was overwhelmingly pleased that I was \*first \*with those threads. 🙂

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/13 "2008-11-14T17:23:26Z")

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I often dream about hanging out with Dopers but I never dream about posting on the dope.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/14 "2008-11-14T17:33:41Z")

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I think this has happened to me twice. I can only say it’s encouraging that it doesn’t happen more often.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/15 "2008-11-14T17:39:26Z")

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Sure, I’ve dreamt I’m posting on the Dope.

> [@Santo\_Rugger](#):
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> I have, but I dream about a lot of things I do during the day. The worst was when I worked at KFC and would dream I was working all night, especially after a double. Those weren’t very restful nights!Well played!

Oh man! When I was the Administrator for a very small vocational school seeking State Board Approval, I’d have dreams at night that I was literally drowning in paperwork. Like, little papercuts up the nose and under my eyelids and suffocating in reams of white 8.5" X 11" shooting out from a malicious copy machine.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/16 "2008-11-15T00:23:00Z")

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I actually started a[thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=382738&highlight=dream+lizard) on this a while back.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-dreamed-of-posting-on-the-straight-dope/471607/17 "2008-11-15T00:43:41Z")

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I often have a dream of something that would be way cool to post on the dope. Then I wake up and find it probably isn’t that interesting and so I don’t post.
