# Have you ever experienced oral ejaculation?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 5, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931 "2011-11-05T04:43:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/1 "2011-11-05T04:43:39Z")

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I don’t mean spitting. I’m thinking of those times when I’ve felt saliva squirting out of my gums.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/2 "2011-11-05T04:44:49Z")

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Out of your gums? I don’t think that’s supposed to happen. Is this during sex, or just something at random. Cuz you might want to ask your dentist about this.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/3 "2011-11-05T04:48:26Z")

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I can’t recall ever salivating during sex.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/4 "2011-11-05T04:49:38Z")

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Heh. Seriously, I don’t think you’re supposed to shoot saliva from your gums. You might want to take to your dentist about that.

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**Author:** ![SeaCanary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@SeaCanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaCanary)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/5 "2011-11-05T04:52:46Z")

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Not from my gums. On occasion saliva squirts from between my cheek and my gums when I yawn. Yet one more reason for me to cover my mouth when I yawn.

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/6 "2011-11-05T04:52:47Z")

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the op is talking about gleeping, when saliva literally shoots out of your glands, some people can do this on purpose.

and its not your gums (or if it is you should have that looked at) its more from your cheeks.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/7 "2011-11-05T05:01:12Z")

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> [@Critical1](#):
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> the op is talking about gleeping, when saliva literally shoots out of your glands, some people can do this on purpose.
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> and its not your gums (or if it is you should have that looked at) its more from your cheeks.

[Gleeking,](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gleeking) first definition obviously.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/8 "2011-11-05T05:04:59Z")

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I gleek all the time when I yawn - I definitely have to cover my mouth when I yawn. I can’t do it on command - that would be cool if I could.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/9 "2011-11-05T05:09:07Z")

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I have never done it on purpose and have done it less than ten, maybe even less than five times in my life. In the times I can remember doing it, it was while yawning.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/10 "2011-11-05T05:15:20Z")

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Oh, gleeking. I haven’t heard that term since middle school. Yes, that happens.

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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/11 "2011-11-05T05:18:47Z")

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no, but i have experienced dermal ejaculation. usually when i am hot and bothered.

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/12 "2011-11-05T05:23:54Z")

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Can remember on occasion, ages ago, occasionally having saliva shoot from the glands under my tongue. Obviously missed my chance by not developing this skill/talent.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/13 "2011-11-05T05:46:42Z")

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I can do it at will. It squirts from the gland under my tongue. I kind of need to “charge it up” for a few minutes and then compress it by forcing the back of my tongue down - and then I can shoot two streams of saliva several feet, like a snake spraying venom.

Naturally I don’t do this in polite company, but to my shame when I was a kid me and a buddy who could also do it sat on the front of the school bus once, repeatedly squirting the driver.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/14 "2011-11-05T06:51:10Z")

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Very misleading thread title…:dubious:

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**Author:** ![simple\_homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@simple\_homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simple_homer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/15 "2011-11-05T07:20:06Z")

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“Have you ever experienced oral ejaculation?”

Many times, while yawning.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/16 "2011-11-05T11:36:48Z")

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(a few years ago I inaugurated a gleeking thread) I can do it, on command.

Growing up with three brothers requires an impressive arsenal. Outright hocking a loogie was the nuclear option, so gleeking was a stealth middle. Other levels of escalation were flicking boogers, blowing ones nose on a poker chip and shieing them across the room at the victim, and walking behind him and stepping on the heel of his shoe; causing it to flip off. Then there was covert warfare; including but not limited to flatulence, but also trickery such as secretly licking the target’s plate after the table was set but before dinner was served.

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**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/17 "2011-11-05T13:18:06Z")

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> [@Critical1](#):
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> the op is talking about gleeping, when saliva literally shoots out of your glands, some people can do this on purpose.
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> and its not your gums (or if it is you should have that looked at) its more from your cheeks.

Yup. My hygienist showed me how they work. There are several in your mouth she pressed one and squirt.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/18 "2011-11-05T18:04:04Z")

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I, too, can gleek on command. I demonstrated once to **Mr. Mallard** , who had never heard of it but _had_ seen Harry Potter. He accused me of being a closet Slytherin and ordered me never to do it again.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/19 "2011-11-08T03:21:14Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> I can do it at will.

Can’t everyone? Everyone in the aforementioned middle school I went to could.

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**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/20 "2011-11-08T03:37:24Z")

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Yes I do it all the time during a yawn. It shoots from the sublingual salivary glands.  
The only other kind or oral ejaculate I’ve heard of is when we were teens we would fake “masturbate” our larynx by rubbing the front of our throats, slowly at first then building to a pumping climax when a gob of spit would shoot from our lips. Good times…

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