# Have you ever experienced oral ejaculation?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 5, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931 "2011-11-05T04:43:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/21 "2011-11-08T04:21:43Z")

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My dentist knows to stand clear at the beginning of a session.

Also, when something terribly yummy is served or discussed I’ve been known to utter the magic phrase, “Oh! I just came a little bit in my mouth.” I’m a riot at Thanksgiving.

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**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/22 "2011-11-08T04:45:12Z")

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Another here who can do it on command – and really far, actually. And like the others, did so in mischievous fashion during middle school years (Dodger games were ideal; church was where I learned to control it:eek:). Can’t do it as well as before, but then, that was 35 years ago (and I’m out of practice).

And when someone starts the thread about blowing bubbles off the end of one’s tongue…😉

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/23 "2011-11-08T04:46:39Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Oh, gleeking. I haven’t heard that term since middle school. Yes, that happens.

This.

Though just the thought of a nice dill pickle or kimchee will flood my mouth, yum.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/24 "2011-11-08T05:21:03Z")

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In 19th century prose, this just meant stating something forcefully.

“Stop this nonsense at once!” ejaculated Lord Melbury.

Still, makes Dickens more fun to read.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/25 "2011-11-08T10:33:04Z")

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I can’t do it on command, but I’ve done it many times.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/26 "2011-11-08T18:08:48Z")

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It’s only happened to me a few times in my life and only unintentionally.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/27 "2011-11-08T18:19:47Z")

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I can’t gleek on command, but it does happen randomly on its own. I hate it. 😛

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**Author:** ![Chopper9760](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Chopper9760](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chopper9760)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/28 "2011-11-08T19:28:57Z")

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I can’t do it on command but I love the feeling when it happens randomly.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-experienced-oral-ejaculation/601931/29 "2011-11-08T19:56:42Z")

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When it happens randomly it usually means I have to get a Kleenex and carefully wipe spit out from between the keys on my keyboard. Gross. Not much to love there.

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