# Have You Ever? - Form **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 13, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717 "2008-10-13T14:45:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PeskiPiksi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@PeskiPiksi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeskiPiksi)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/21 "2008-10-13T16:55:42Z")
Have You Ever? Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: No Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes Got Caught Telling A Lie: Not that I can remember, but surely I have…? Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes Been Arrested: No Littered: Yes Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes Cheated On A Test: Yes Cheated In A Relationship: No Failed A Class: Yes Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes Cried During A Movie: Yes Had A One Night Stand: No Wish Death On Someone: No Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/22 "2008-10-13T17:21:06Z")
\*Ever \*is a big word. I am going to guess that some of these things I’ve done in my youth and don’t recall. \*\*Stolen Anything:\*\*Yes, alas, I did in my youth. \*\*Been Drunk Before Noon:\*\*Yep, in college. Heck, it was not uncommon in college. \*\*Had Sex In A Public Place:\*\*Outside but hidden counts? Yes. \*\*Got Caught Telling A Lie:\*\*I’m gonna say yes, although I can’t think of any right now. **Got A Speeding Ticket:** Yes **Been Arrested:** No **Littered:** I spit out my gum the other day, that count? Regardless, no doubt I did in my youth. **Fantasized About A Co-Worker:** Yes **Cheated On A Test:** No **Cheated In A Relationship:** No **Failed A Class:** Yes **Wished You Were Someone Else:** No doubt. Young boys always fantasize about such things. \*\* Cried During A Movie:\*\* Yes **Had A One Night Stand:** Yes **Wish Death On Someone:** \*\* Been mean to someone else for no good reason:\*\* I’m gonna guess yes. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/23 "2008-10-13T17:24:09Z")
Yes on all of em. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/24 "2008-10-13T17:39:56Z")
**Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes Had Sex In A Public Place: No Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes Been Arrested: No Littered: Yes Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Probably Cheated On A Test: Yes Cheated In A Relationship:No Failed A Class: Yes Wished You Were Someone Else:Yes Cried During A Movie: Yes Had A One Night Stand:No Wish Death On Someone: Yes Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yeah, but not since I was a little kid. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/25 "2008-10-13T17:41:21Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes, food from the dining hall. Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes. Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Nothing major, but yes. Got A Speeding Ticket: Nope. Been Arrested: No. Littered: Yes. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes. Cheated On A Test: No. Cheated In A Relationship: Yes. Failed A Class: No, but I have many Ws. Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes. Cried During A Movie: All the time. Had A One Night Stand: No. Wish Death On Someone: Probably. I can’t recall. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/26 "2008-10-13T17:47:54Z")
Yes. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/27 "2008-10-13T17:48:55Z")
Have You Ever? Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: No Had Sex In A Public Place: Not exactly Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes Got A Speeding Ticket: No Been Arrested: No Littered: Yes Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Sure Cheated On A Test: Yes Cheated In A Relationship: No Failed A Class: No Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes Cried During A Movie: Oh, hell yes (tv show, book, commercial, whatever. 😃 ) Had A One Night Stand: No Wish Death On Someone: No Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/28 "2008-10-13T17:49:29Z")
Yes, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes. And so forth. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/29 "2008-10-13T18:16:53Z")
I haven’t been drunk before noon or arrested. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/30 "2008-10-13T18:37:06Z")
**Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: Yes - accidentally shoplifted a Post-it pad from Kmart when I was 12. Been Drunk Before Noon: No Had Sex In A Public Place: Hell yeah! 😃 Got Caught Telling A Lie: Several times, mostly by my parents. Got A Speeding Ticket: Nope - never even had a license. Been Arrested: Almost - see question #3. Littered: Yeah. Still feel guilty about it. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yeah. Never acted on it, though. Cheated On A Test: Yes, along with the rest of my 11th grade history class. One of the boys used to steal the answer key to the weekly tests and shared it with the class until he got caught. Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, but only after I found out he was cheating with a girl he met on the suicide hotline he volunteered for. This was in college. Failed A Class: Yes, the one math class that I needed to get my B.A. It took me 5 tries to pass, along with some tutoring. Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes. Cried During A Movie: Yes. Had A One Night Stand: Yes. Wish Death On Someone: Yes. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes, and still regret it. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/31 "2008-10-13T18:44:44Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: Just Yesterday. Had Sex In A Public Place: Lots and lots and lots of it, yes. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yep, regarding the above in fact. Got A Speeding Ticket: Oh yeah. Been Arrested: That too. Littered: Yes, but not purposely. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Repeatedly Cheated On A Test: Yep. Cheated In A Relationship: Define Cheat. Failed A Class: Uh huh Wished You Were Someone Else: For about 20 minutes Cried During A Movie: Yep Had A One Night Stand: Several. Wish Death On Someone: Yes. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No, there’s always a reason to be mean, it’s your choice to act on it. I usually don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/32 "2008-10-13T18:51:01Z")
Yes ---
**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/33 "2008-10-13T19:13:59Z")
**Stolen Anything:** Yes **Been Drunk Before Noon:** Yes \*\*Had Sex In A Public Place: \*\* No \*\*Got Caught Telling A Lie: \*\* Yes \*\*Got A Speeding Ticket: \*\* No \*\*Been Arrested: \*\* No \*\*Littered: \*\* Yes **Fantasized About A Co-Worker:** No \*\*Cheated On A Test: \*\* Yes **Cheated In A Relationship:** No \*\*Failed A Class: \*\* No **Wished You Were Someone Else:** Yes \*\*Cried During A Movie: \*\* Yes **Had A One Night Stand:** No **Wish Death On Someone:** No **Been mean to someone else for no good reason:** Yes ---
**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/34 "2008-10-13T19:46:59Z")
**Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: Yes (minor shoplifting when I was a tween, and it was the “cool thing to do” :rolleyes:) Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes, but only on vacation, and that doesn’t really count, right? Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, multiple times, and probably will again. Got Caught Telling A Lie: I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of anything specific. Got A Speeding Ticket: A few, but not in a long time Been Arrested: Nope Littered: Yes, but not anymore. In fact it’s now one of my biggest pet peeves. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes, many times. If you not repulsive, and I’ve seen you, I’ve probably fantasized about you. Cheated On A Test: I’m pretty sure I have, but I don’t remember for sure. Cheated In A Relationship: I used to pride myself on my ability to screw around and get away with it. Looking back, I can see that I was a selfish and cruel person, and it’s not something I’ll ever do again. Failed A Class: Nope Wished You Were Someone Else: I’ve often wished that I could change genders and become male, but not permanently. Just for a week or so to see what it’s like. Does that count? Cried During A Movie: Yes. Most recently at Wall-E. Yes, I know it’s a cartoon. Shut up. Had A One Night Stand: Yes. A few times while cheating, and a few times while single or in an open relationship. I regret the cheating, but other than that I still think one night stands can be fun from time to time. Wish Death On Someone: Yes, whenever I hear about truly heinous and brutal crimes, I hope they get the death penalty. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes, during my selfish an cruel phase mentioned in the cheating question above, I thought it was fun to “play” people. I was not a nice person. I like to think I’m better now. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/35 "2008-10-13T20:46:54Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: No, unless you count still being awake from the night before. Had Sex In A Public Place: No? Had sex in my husband’s grandparent’s outside swimming pool, but no one was home at the time. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes. Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes - pulled over three times: one ticket, one warning, and one seatbelt ticket instead. Been Arrested: No. Littered: Yes. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: No. Cheated On A Test: No. Cheated In A Relationship: No. Failed A Class: Yes - a couple in middle and high school, mostly because I refused to do homework. Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes. Cried During A Movie: Yes. Had A One Night Stand: No. Wish Death On Someone: Yes. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Probably, but I can’t think of any right now. Yes if snappish and/or grumpy counts. ---
**Author:** ![SpecialAgentJem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@SpecialAgentJem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpecialAgentJem)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/36 "2008-10-13T20:49:19Z")
**Stolen Anything:** - Does paper from work count? \*\* Been Drunk Before Noon:\*\* - I’m a student - it’s what we do! **Had Sex In A Public Place:** Yes, quite a few times mainly in parks and behind pubs! \*\* Got Caught Telling A Lie:\*\* - Not that I know of, I’m a REALLY good liar! **Got A Speeding Ticket:** - Nope! \*\* Been Arrested:\*\* - No I’m a good girl. **Littered:** - Yes as a child. **Fantasized About A Co-Worker:** - Yes, I’d actually dating my co-worker! **Cheated On A Test:** - Yes, oh the shame! **Cheated In A Relationship:** - Not in an adult one but I believe I was a heartbreaker in primary school! **Failed A Class:** - No, I’m pretty jammy when it comes to not revising but still managing to pass. **Wished You Were Someone Else:** - All the time. Anyone thin, beautiful and rich will do! Ideally Gillian Anderson. **Cried During A Movie:** - Yep, beaches and fried green tomatoes made me weep my eyes out. **Had A One Night Stand:** - One or two when I was VERY VERY drunk! **Wish Death On Someone:** - Wish I could say no but there are a couple of people out there who have hurt me and are still making my life a misery. I don’t mean it in a petty way - I just want to get on with my life. \*\*Been mean to someone else for no good reason: \*\* - Once when I was in primary one I took one of my bubble gums and rubbed it in the dirt and then gave it to a boy in my class. Ugh, I’m so disgusted with myself. Even though this was almost 18 years ago I think about it now and then and feel terrible. There was no need for me to do such a horrible thing to another person.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/37 "2008-10-13T21:19:05Z")
No to being arrested No to cheating on a test Yes to everything else. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/38 "2008-10-13T22:07:17Z")
YES to all EXCEPT: Been arrested (luckily) Wished I was someone else (too much pride) Stolen something (unless we’re counting early childhood) Cheated in a relationship (depending on the definition) Sex in a public place (unless you count in a private car in a public place) ---
**Author:** ![Lugubrious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Lugubrious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lugubrious)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/39 "2008-10-13T22:48:11Z")
Stolen Anything: Absolutely not. Been Drunk Before Noon: No. Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes. Got A Speeding Ticket: Negative. Been Arrested: Never. Littered: I used to smoke and toss my butts out of my car window, so that’s a yes. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Absolutely. 😉 Cheated On A Test: Never. Cheated In A Relationship: No. Failed A Class: No. Wished You Were Someone Else: Occasionally. Cried During A Movie: Absolutely. PS I Love You? Immediate tear jerker, I’m embarassed to admit. Had A One Night Stand: No. Wish Death On Someone: Uhhhh… yes. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: More often than I’d like to admit. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/40 "2008-10-13T22:48:36Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes. Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes. Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes. Been Arrested: No. Littered: Yes. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes. Cheated On A Test: No. Cheated In A Relationship: No. Failed A Class: Yes. Wished You Were Someone Else: No. I think. It depends how this question is interpreted. I take it to mean some other specific person, in which case no. If you mean “a movie star” or some such thing then yes, but always ME in such a role. Cried During A Movie: Yes. Had A One Night Stand: Yes. Wish Death On Someone: Yes. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717.md?page=3)