# Have You Ever? - Form **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 13, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717 "2008-10-13T14:45:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/61 "2008-10-14T18:31:14Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes, but not in more than 20 years. Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes, but I was working nights so I don’t know if that really counts. Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes Got A Speeding Ticket: Once, in 1992 Been Arrested: Yes. Charge dismissed at my arraignment. Littered: Yes Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Fantasized about many, had sex with three Cheated On A Test: No Cheated In A Relationship: No. Any sex outside any relationships were either on breaks or during my one open relationship. Failed A Class: Yep. Twice. Re-took them and made up the grades. Wished You Were Someone Else: Sure, but not as a regular thing. I like who I am the vast majority of the time. Cried During A Movie: Of course. Like Mom always said, “If you’re not willing to cry, you don’t deserve to laugh.” Had A One Night Stand: Numerous. Wish Death On Someone: Yes. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes, although one thing I like about myself is my willingness to apologize and make amends as soon as I realize I’ve done it. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/62 "2008-10-14T18:41:20Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes, from workplaces only. Been Drunk Before Noon: No. Had Sex In A Public Place: No. Got Caught Telling A Lie: I don’t recall specifically. Probably. Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes. Been Arrested: No. Littered: No. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: No. Cheated On A Test: I helped other cheat a bit. Does that count? Cheated In A Relationship: No. Failed A Class: No. Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes. Cried During A Movie: Not in a theatre, but privately, yes. Had A One Night Stand: no. Wish Death On Someone: Yes, but I quit doing that. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No. ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/63 "2008-10-14T18:56:51Z")
**Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: No, unless you count the one time I woke up in the morning still a little drunk from the night before. Had Sex In A Public Place: No Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes Got A Speeding Ticket: No Been Arrested: No Littered: No Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes Cheated On A Test: No Cheated In A Relationship: No Failed A Class: No Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes Cried During A Movie: Yes Had A One Night Stand: Yes Wish Death On Someone: Yes Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No ---
**Author:** ![hellpaso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecae2f/32.png) [@hellpaso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hellpaso)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/64 "2008-10-14T20:06:14Z")
never been arrested no speeding ticket never cheated on a test never stolen anything never failed a class ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/65 "2008-10-15T11:33:36Z")
Stolen Anything: ----Yes. Been Drunk Before Noon: ----Yes, but to be fair it wasn’t _my_ noon. I’m a night shifter, so my noon is midnight Had Sex In A Public Place: -----No. I don’t think I ever could Got Caught Telling A Lie: -----Yes, when I was a little kid. These days I lie more believably Got A Speeding Ticket: -----Yes, but only one Been Arrested: -----No Littered: -----Yes Fantasized About A Co-Worker: -----yes Cheated On A Test: -----Yes Cheated In A Relationship: -----Ashamedly, yes. Failed A Class: -----No. Wished You Were Someone Else: -----Hell yes. Doesn’t everyone? Cried During A Movie: -----All the freakin’ time. I’m a faucet sometimes. Had A One Night Stand: -----Yes Wish Death On Someone: -----Oh yeah. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: -----Yes ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/66 "2008-10-15T16:05:58Z")
No No No No Yes No No No Yes No Yes Yes Yes No Yes No As for wishing death on someone, I would have killed them at the time if it had been in my power to do so. But now I’d turn them over to the cops. ---
**Author:** ![CutterJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@CutterJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CutterJohn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/67 "2008-10-15T16:47:04Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes. Lots of interdepartmental theft while in the navy(stealing the other departments tools) or snagging tools the shipyard left untended. Lots of computer piracy. Straight up stolen a few other things from jobsites, but never anything worth more than a few bucks. Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes. Still been drinking before noon as well. Now I work nights so drunk before noon is just normal. Had Sex In A Public Place: Nope. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yep. Didnt think they would check the entry logs… \>\_\< Got A Speeding Ticket: 2 warnings, no ticket. Been Arrested: Yep. Public Intox. Turned over to shore patrol. Not fun. Littered: Lots. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Sexual? Yep. Fantasized jabbing something sharp into certain coworkers temples as well… 😃 Cheated On A Test: Many times. Cheated In A Relationship: Sort of. It was a rather open relationship, so I don’t count it as cheating, but others might. Failed A Class: Once. Foods, in High School. I flat out refused to do homework on food, and unfortunately the class was big on homework. Got an A on all the cooking assignments though. Wished You Were Someone Else: No. Wished I had some attribute another possessed, but never completely wished to be that person. Cried During A Movie: Long, long ago, when I was short, I cried during ‘Where the Red Fern Grows’. Had A One Night Stand: Plenty. Good, clean fun. Wish Death On Someone: Sorta. Never really seriously. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No, not for no reason at all. Occasionally for bad reasons, though. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/68 "2008-10-15T17:07:43Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes, as a teenager. Been Drunk Before Noon: Only from drinking all night long. Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, several parking lots (airport, restaraunt, apt complex). Also once at work in a locked lab. Got Caught Telling A Lie: Probably, again as a teenager. Got A Speeding Ticket: Two weeks ago. ☹ My first in 15 years, but for 35 over the limit. Been Arrested: No. Littered: Yes, but not in a long time. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Continuously throughout my life… Cheated On A Test: Never. Cheated In A Relationship: Never. Failed A Class: Never. Wished You Were Someone Else: Sure. Only in a day-dream sort of way. Cried During A Movie: Yes. Had A One Night Stand: Yes, several, in my 20s… None of them were really any fun however. Wish Death On Someone: No. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes. Once. I made a woman that I had not seen in 10 years cry at a party. Basically I called her stupid and went through a detailed list of reasons why this was so (we were talking about the environment, nuclear power specifically). I don’t know why I did it, I actually really liked her and had a crush on her 10 years before. I was single and she was coming on to me at the party and I just crushed her… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/69 "2008-10-15T21:41:53Z")
No- Never Stolen anything physical. In college, however, I used fake (or someone elses) phone card numbers to make long distance phone calls. Yes - Drunk before noon. But not often. Once or twice lifetime. Yes - Sex in Public, but never observed. (woods, etc) Yes - Caught Lying-- I say “yes” but I don’t recall a specific. I’m just sure it must have happened. Yes - Speeding Ticket–sure, several times. No - Arrested No - Littered Yes - Fantasized re: coworker. Even married two. No - Cheated on test Yes - Cheated in relationship (several times, but never again!) No - Failed Class No - Wished I was Someone Else Yes - Cried During Movie Yes - One Night Stand (several–no regrets) No - Wished Death on Someone, except in war Yes - not mean too much, never without a good reason that I recall. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/70 "2008-10-15T21:51:17Z")
**Have You Ever?** Been Drunk Before Noon: Probably, but I don’t remember when. Cheated In A Relationship: No Had A One Night Stand: No All others range from yes to oh hell yes. What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/71 "2008-10-15T22:12:10Z")
Have You Ever? Stolen Anything: No. Been Drunk Before Noon: Lots. Got A Speeding Ticket: No. Been Arrested: Holy crap, no. Littered: No. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes. Cheated On A Test: Yes. Cheated In A Relationship: Yes. Failed A Class: Many times. Wished You Were Someone Else: Sometimes, but I don’t know who. Cried During A Movie: Yes. The one I remember best is It’s A Wonderful Life Had A One Night Stand: Yes. Wish Death On Someone: Yes. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/72 "2008-10-15T23:48:57Z")
**Stolen Anything:** Not as an adult \*\*Been Drunk Before Noon: \*\* Yes \*\*Had Sex In A Public Place: \*\* Yes **Got Caught Telling A Lie:** Not as an adult **Got A Speeding Ticket:** Yes \*\*Been Arrested: \*\* No \*\*Littered: \*\* No **Fantasized About A Co-Worker:** Yes \*\*Cheated On A Test: \*\* No **Cheated In A Relationship:** No **Failed A Class:** No **Wished You Were Someone Else:** Yes **Cried During A Movie:** Yes **Had A One Night Stand:** Yes **Wish Death On Someone:** Yes **Been mean to someone else for no good reason:** No ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/73 "2008-10-16T00:26:58Z")
Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/74 "2008-10-16T04:48:44Z")
Stolen Anything: As a child Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes! Yes! Got Caught Telling A Lie: As a child Got A Speeding Ticket: You bet! I’ve got a special talent for that. Been Arrested: Once (not for speeding) Littered: I suppose I have Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Oh yeah! Cheated On A Test: Not since 5th grade Cheated In A Relationship: Not recently Failed A Class: Never Wished You Were Someone Else: On occasion, but again not recently Cried During A Movie: Yes. Had A One Night Stand: Oh yes Wish Death On Someone: I’m afraid so, but quick and painless would have been ok. Does that count? Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Never. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/75 "2008-10-16T08:41:59Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes, a small toy and a pair of spandex shorts when I was a teen. Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes Got Caught Telling A Lie: Probably Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes Been Arrested: Nope. Have been brought from the scene of the crime to an office twice for questioning or ticketing. Littered: Maybe Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Oh yeah Cheated On A Test: Yes Cheated In A Relationship: Not on my own, but I’ve fooled around with another’s. Failed A Class: Yes Wished You Were Someone Else: Probably Cried During A Movie: Yes Had A One Night Stand: Yes. Have had one hour stands too. … Wish Death On Someone: No Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/76 "2008-10-16T08:59:55Z")
Stolen Anything: Yes, as a child. I never shoplifted or anything, just partook in moments of opportunity. Been Drunk Before Noon: No. Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes. I lost my virginity in the parking lot of Scripps Ranch High School. Neither of us were students there, although we were both in high school at the time. (Well, I had just graduated.) Got Caught Telling A Lie: Sure, I guess. Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes, a couple. Been Arrested: I’ve been under arrest–that is, detained without consent by a police officer. Never been handcuffed or hauled downtown, though. Littered: Sure, I guess. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Who hasn’t? Cheated On A Test: Yep. I did it a small handful of times in high school. The first time I got caught was the last time I ever tried it. Cheated In A Relationship: No. Failed A Class: Sure, in middle school or something. Wished You Were Someone Else: Who hasn’t? Cried During A Movie: Yep. Had A One Night Stand: Sure. Wish Death On Someone: Not seriously, no. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: It’s happened before. ---
**Author:** ![Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walker_in_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/77 "2008-10-16T12:12:37Z")
Have You Ever? Stolen Anything:Yes, usually pens and usually inadvertently Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes Had Sex In A Public Place:Almost, got interrupted by Scouts, will never forgive them. Got Caught Telling A Lie:Yes, haven’t we all? Got A Speeding Ticket:Almost again, I was speeding, but I got away with it. Been Arrested:Yes Littered:No Fantasized About A Co-Worker:Yes Cheated On A Test:Yes, but it didn’t really count towards anything so it didn’t matter. Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, after much alcohol. Failed A Class:Yes, several Wished You Were Someone Else:Often Cried During A Movie:No Had A One Night Stand:Yes Wish Death On Someone:Yes, often Been mean to someone else for no good reason:Yes Reply With Quote: Can’t remember the quote ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/78 "2008-10-16T13:07:23Z")
Oh, goodie! I love these! **Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: No Had Sex In A Public Place: Oh yeah 😃 Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes Been Arrested: Only as a prank Littered: Yes Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Daily Cheated On A Test: No Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, if you count me as the “other guy” Failed A Class: Yes Wished You Were Someone Else: Yep Cried During A Movie: Yes Had A One Night Stand: Yes Wish Death On Someone: Yes, but I wasn’t very serious about it Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Not really ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/79 "2008-10-16T13:22:22Z")
Have You Ever? Stolen Anything: yes. (as a kid) Been Drunk Before Noon: Oh yes. Vacations rule! Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes (see “cheated in a relationship”) Got A Speeding Ticket: Many Been Arrested: No Littered: Possibly. But if so, I’ve made up for it by picking up a good bit that wasn’t mine. Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes Cheated On A Test: No Cheated In A Relationship: Yes Failed A Class: No Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes Cried During A Movie: Yes Had A One Night Stand: Yes Wish Death On Someone: Yes Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Nope, my reasons have always been good IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![harmswai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/59ef9b/32.png) [@harmswai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmswai)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/80 "2008-10-16T17:20:59Z")
Stolen Anything: probably Been Drunk Before Noon: not that i can remember Had Sex In A Public Place: yes Got Caught Telling A Lie: sort of. Got A Speeding Ticket: recently Been Arrested: no Littered: cigarettes out of the window = littering. yes Fantasized About A Co-Worker: i’ve worked with some hotties, yes Cheated On A Test: does JR high count? Cheated In A Relationship: many relationships ago Failed A Class: yes Wished You Were Someone Else: many times Cried During A Movie: Of Mice and Men Had A One Night Stand: a few, so long ago Wish Death On Someone: the “my life would be better if you were dead” kind? yes. the “there is no reason for your existance” kind? no. even pieces of shit have a “life-value” to their children. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: no. not in my nature [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717.md?page=5)